
Your dumb as a rock, sick as shit, hot as fuck, hillbilly ass punk highschool dropout with nothing interesting about them besides shaking their cane at the moon and taking pictures of their cat. Piss fast, shit hard π€π₯π₯
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Thinking about how deranged this thanksgiving was.
I hit a kid with my cane. I popped so many painkillers. I hit a kid with my cane again. I went black Friday shopping and came back only with things that weren't on sale. I hit that kid with my cane so hard in the shin he's gonna need a cane, too. I had a religious crisis. I threw my cane at that kid in the passenger seat because he said I don't need handicap parking. Some dude dressed in a really nice santa costume was just standing at the end of his driveway waving at cars and I barked violently at him. I fucking punched that kid. I spent more money on a dog than my family. I still bought that kid ice cream because I hate him but I hate the company I took the money from more. At some point I just fell asleep under the dinner table. I played Minecraft with that kid and he's a fucking loser. I had a whole therapy session in the car trauma dumping for the two hour drive home. I'm going to ruin that kids life I'm just too tired right now. It's been days and I still feel hungover. I didn't even drink.
Needless to say I think the spirit of doctor House possessed me for thanksgiving. Either way 10/10 would do again and Christmas is either gonna put me in jail or back on Lexapro

Small character animation for my Archfey Warlock, Eivariel.
Click below to read my infodump about this tiefling fghjkl
Eiva recently spent about 5 years stuck in the faewilds, where they slowly began to lose their memories. They no longer have a good grasp on what they look like and, when they panic or experience big emotions, they swap appearences. Sometimes it can be small, like literally just turning pink, othertimes Eiva looks like a completely different person.
It isn't anything like a literal change. Eiva has Mask of Many Faces and can use the disguise spell at will - what he's doing is just accidentally casting the spell when overwhelmed. Usually without even realising. A lot of the appearences she sometimes takes on are people she's actually seen but usually forgotten. I've thrown her siblings' faces in there a few times fghjk.

After endless struggle and a few battle wounds, I present to you a lump of clay that's been stomped on by five different pets
Now we just gotta hope it survives the night until it drys
Been a wild morning so far. Y'all see the way she pulled the curtain out? π