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Wei Wuxian As Shen Jiu's Demonic Cultivator Teacher

Wei Wuxian as Shen Jiu's demonic cultivator teacher

Shen Jiu trained under the biggest and baddest demonic cultivator Wu Yanzi, right?

Well, who did Wu Yanzi learn everything from? What if... Wei Wuxian, upon his death in the Burial Mounds, woke up in a new world (ahem PIDW) and continued his demonic cultivation again?

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Wei Wuxian, alias Wu Yanzi: How did I ever raise a kid to become a mini-Lan if Lan's worse green instead of blue! Ahahaha Lan Zhan, are you haunting me in my second life?! Is this the kid we would have raised together if those events didn't happen?

Shen Jiu: ...fuck Shifu found the alcohol stash again

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Once he becomes Qing Jing peak lord, Shen Jiu regularly hauls his demonic cultivator teacher back to the peak because no one can trust Wei Wuxian to practice proper self-care. Wei Wuxian goes by his name instead of alias when on the peak of course.

And how does Wei Wuxian pay his cute little student back? By releasing a bunch of rabbits into the bamboo forest! Shen Jiu is ready to whack his teacher into oblivion for the stunt.

Wei Wuxian: QAQ how did my student become such a Lan! Next thing you know, he's going to write up a wall of rules!

[#if wei wuxian was shen jiu's demonic cultivator teacher au]

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1 year ago

Honestly feel like we need more morally dubious!Yue Qingyuan

but not in the "he should have just sucked up his trauma and told Jiumei! What a bad man" way

nor in the "He should have been able to tell when Shen Jiu crossed the line from period-normal physical abuse as a teaching method into period-abnormal physical abuse for funsies! What a bad man"

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sort of way.


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1 year ago

> au where shen jiu goes deaf, making himself feel even more of an outcast/like he still doesn't belong. but og! shang qinghua notices his absences/struggling with talking back like he used to and forces his way into sj's circle. from there, he helps the other peak lord with communication through sign alongside aiding him in translating the sect meetings. - program


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1 year ago

I love your baozi lqg au so much and the image of a frosty yqy holding lqg (he's frosty bc youve exceeded your allotted baby staring minute and his street brain sees you as a threat) it just kills me, I love it

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a glimpse into how everyone else in the peaks is dealing with the situation

[PART 2]


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1 year ago
Page one; Shen Qingqiu is carrying a pile of books when he stumbles across a scattering of paper on a table. He notices the title of one of the pieces of paper, stating, "SHEN QINGQIU QUOTES". However, most of the title is cut off by the paneling. 

Excited, Shen Qingqiu says, "Aww, my adorable disciples are compiling quotes from me?". He then takes a closer look at what one of the pages says, finding the sentence, "I would not allow that shidi to breed." Shen Qingqiu reels back with a disgusted expression, thinking, "THOSE ARE NOT MY QUOTES".
Page two; Shen Qingqiu decisively drops his pile of books on the table and snatches the paper from the top of the pile. It states: "ACTUAL SHEN QINGQIU QUOTES FROM PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS"

Shen Qingqiu pauses, and looks at the paper in bafflement.
Page three; The first panel has Shen Qingqiu look at the paper in bafflement as he thinks, "Hang on... Performance evaluations?" He then nervously laughs and looks to the side, thinking, "Is that something I was supposed to be doing?"

He then crosses his arms, puzzling it through, thinking, "Well... surely it's fine? System hasn't said anything about it, and neither has anyone else? I doubt anyone wants to hear useless critiques from the Scum Villain anyways. They're probably celebrating no more evaluations! My master plan to make them all like me so I don't get tortured to death is going smoothly." Then he pauses, and mutters, "...even if I didn't plan this."

Shen Qingqiu then wonders what the original goods said in the pamphlets.
Page four; The first quote from Shen Jiu is about Luo Binghe. An earnest image of this poor white lotus student is shown, captioned: "Since my last report, this disciple has reached rock-bottom and shows signs of starting to dig."

Shocked and terrified, Shen Qingqiu responds, "I can never let Binghe see this, or he'll turn me into a human stick eight years early."

The next image is of Mu Qingfang pondering something, and is captioned: "His disciples would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity".

Irritated, Shen Qingqiu responds, "What kind of evaluation is this? Mu-shidi doesn't deserve this."
Page five; The next image shows Liu Qingge reaching out to block the camera and looking irritated. It's captioned: "I would not allow that shidi to breed."

Shen Qingqiu, blushing and covering his mouth, responds,"HUH?? WHO THINKS ABOUT THAT DURING EVALUATIONS? WHAT IS LIU-SHIDI, AN ANIMAL?"

The next image is a very small and pathetic looking Yue Qingyuan (even smaller and more pathetic than normal). It is captioned: "This associate is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definitely-won't-be."

Shen Qingqiu blankly responds, "Hang on, zhangmen-shixiong? You're evaluating him? Don't you think you're overstepping here?"
Page six; The next image is of Ning Yingying, smiling and waving at someone outside of the panel. It is captioned: "This disciple has delusions of adequacy."

Shen Qingqiu clenches his fist, frustrated, and responds, "She's doing her best! You're the delusional one!!". He is talking to a dead man, so some would have doubts to Shen Qingqiu's own state of mind.

The next image is of Ming Fan, frozen mid-sneeze. It is captioned: "This disciple should go far -- and the sooner the better."

Shen Qingqiu looks indifferent to Ming Fan's humiliation, and responds, "Ah, poor Ming Fan, not even he gets a kind word." He does not self reflect and realize he, too, is not giving Ming Fan a kind word.
Page seven; The next image is of Wei Qingwei, smashing his own hand with a hammer and crying out in pain. It is captioned: "This shidi is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

Shen Qingqiu looks down baffled at the paper and puts a hand on his head as if experiencing a headache. He responds, "You just caught him at a bad time?"

The next image is of Shang Qinghua at a table, head in hands, as he muffles his own screaming. It is captioned: "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

Shen Qingqiu looks mildly disgusted as he responds, "...ugh, I hate agreeing with him." It is unclear if he is disgusted at his agreement, or disgusted at the concept of the existence of Shang Qinghua.
Page eight; The first panel is of an overhead shot of Shen Qingqiu glaring down at the pamphlets next to his stack of books as he mutters to himself. The next panel shows Shen Jiu's ghost as he rests his head on his hand and writes something, annoyed.

The final panel shows Shen Yuan's own profile, with a very unflattering image of Shen Yuan when he first woke up as Shen Qingqiu, captioned: "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

or: the one where shen qingqiu stumbles on a bunch of compiled evidence from qi qingqi that he is Not The Same Person as shen jiu


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