Y/N: -approaching Madara- "I Love Your Guitar, Do You Play In A Band?"

Y/N: -approaching Madara- "I love your guitar, do you play in a band?"

Madara: -with his sword in his hand- "...it's not a guitar"

How'd Itachi react his s/o likes to watch serial killer documentaries like one time Itachi came home and she was so indulge in watching Dahmer that she didn't realize he was home and he would be like "don't you get scared watching this stuffs alone?"

[ 🌸 ] this was funny nonnie <3 - thank u,,, also my lovely readers pls drink water

characters: itachi uchiha,,

genre: fluff

warnings: none, modern au!, fem!reader, also mentions of serial killers 

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* JSSJJSJ

* sweeeet boiii

* anyway!

"Honey, I'm back home!" Itachi said as he took off his coat and put it on the rack. "Honey?" Itachi spoke again as he placed the travel bag on the floor.

At first he thought that you would be in the living room, imagining that perhaps you were asleep on the sofa because it was already midnight and also it would not be the first time that you expected him this way, and all because of his work he had to travel regularly. itachi smiled as he took off his shoes remembering how earlier he had called you to let you know that his trip had ended earlier than expected and that he would arrive that same day at night.

When he finished taking off his shoes he walked into the living room, excited to finally see you, this time not through a screen, even though you were asleep and couldn't greet him verbally that is, that's why when he didn't see you in the sofa was confused. 'Weird, maybe she's in the room' with this realization he went to your room thinking that maybe you were waiting there asleep.

And there he saw you, you were sitting on the bed with various treats around you while you were watching on your laptop a uh… Were you watching a horror movie?

"Honey?"

“um? O Itachi! There you are, I didn't hear you, I'm sorry” you spoke while giving him one of your loving smiles that warmed his heart, you quickly paused what you were watching as you turned completely towards him.

"It's Okay, what are you watching at?" Itachi said as he approached the bed where you were, to tell the truth he was surprised that you were still awake at this hour, but he still welcomed this turn of events.

"Oh, it's a documentary about a serial killer from the years 1978 and 1991, it's super interesting, you should see it, but surely you must be tired" you spoke as you approached to hug him.

"Heh, yes, but I'm surprised you see this kind of thing, dear"

"Hm?, why do you say that?"

"Well... don't you get scared watching this kind of stuff alone?"

"Oh not at all love, it's quite entertaining to watch haha I'm actually quite excited to show you this documentary"

"Mhp, I see, I can't wait" Itachi said as he gave you a sweet kiss.

* in conclusion sweet booi is not going to worry as long as you enjoy watching this kind of stuff JSJSJS

* he will worry if you get a little paranoid because of that kind of content, he doesn't like to see you distressed or something like that.

* oh yes I forgot to mention that he probably joins you from time to time when you are watching this type of documentaries, just to keep you company, plus he likes to be with you, even if he doesn't pay attention to the documentary lmao .

Y/N: "kakashi is like a dog"

Sakura: "why do you say that?"

T/N: "he can smell things he shouldn't"

Kakashi: "Oi, Y/N! You smell blood, are you hurt?"

Y/N: "See?"

Sakura: “...”

Naruto: "If the rainbow lost its beauty And the flowers lost their perfume and their color, My sadness would not be so immense, As that of being left without your love."

Y/N: "I just asked if you wanted to go out for Ramen..."

𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘥;; 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰

[ 🌸 ] konoha boys version

characters: naruto uzumaki; neji hyuga; shikamaru nara; kiba inuzuka; minato namikaze; kakashi hatake

genre: fluff

warnings: none, fem!reader, umm mentions of the word v*gina i guess?, also mentions of blood, menstrual pads annnd colics...

part 1;;

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naruto uzumaki

* hyperactive boy, I love him <3

* In any case

* He does not know what to do

* He had that class where the teachers explained that topic, but he didn't pay attention

* And now he doesn't know what's going on, which makes him nervous and sad because he really wants to be a good boyfriend :(

*So he goes and talks to Tsunade about your situation

* After the informative talk he already has an idea

* He goes and asks if you need anything because he is going to buy some things

* If you say that if you need something, he will bring what you want

* But the reason for buying it was to buy things to hang out

* Practically, he made a massive purchase of things to eat and for you two to cuddle up and watch bad movies all day

"Hey Y/N, buy ramen and candy, we watch bad movies?"

“Naruto! Thank you and yes please”

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neji hyuga

*serious boy~

*He must really love you to get into this mess, lmao

* Although he enjoys it

* He loves you and wants to learn all about you, even at this time of the month

* He was so confused and worried when he saw you in a ball on the bed while enduring bad cramps

* He didn't know whether to touch you or what to do

* He is not the best at comforting, but my Boy is doing everything in his power xd

* So he starts to take care of you more

* He is like your personal doctor

* Oh, you said hugs? Sure, why not?

* Runs from one side to the other while bringing you different sweets and also many compresses

* Oh, no, are the compresses cold yet?. Oh, I'll bring you more, just hold on, okay?

“Y/N brought you more treats”

"Thank you Neji, can we hug now?"

“Sure dear”

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shikamaru nara

*this guy is funny lmaooo

* It's like: ????

* When he sees you with a face of pain

* "Y/N! What's wrong, are you okay?!"

* Of course you're not okay, blood is coming out of your vagina 😂

* Obviously, you tell him and he is more confused than before

* Why so much drama? he wonders

*Obviously, he doesn't know about this because just like Naruto didn't pay attention, he was too focused on sleeping to pay attention to that talk

* *Shikamaru very repentant*

* You mention colic and how it hurts, and that sometimes you feel like you're in labor

* *Shikamaru very repentant x2*

* Anyway

* Now that he understands more

* Takes care of you more <3

*Obviously, he mentions going to see the clouds while you huddle on the porch and you eat the snacks Shikamaru went to buy you

* Shikamaru is a good boyfriend, only sometimes he has a hard time understanding women 😂 especially the female body

“The clouds look beautiful today”

“Yes, but no more than you”

“…Are you saying this to make me feel better?”

"Is working?"

“It is, keep saying nice things to me, please”

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kiba inuzuka

* Aa

* This guy and his dog 😂

* Anyway

* Kiba has his mom and an older sister

* So he gets to understand what you're going through

* Understanding boy Understanding boy-

* will pamper you

* "I heard that chocolates help, right Akamaru?"

* Oh, the sheets got dirty with your blood? Don't worry, he'll take care of it, go take a shower while he cleans

* Proud guy at the end of the day for taking care of his girl

* "We did a good job, right Akamaru?". “Wauf”

* They both cuddle with you at the end of the day ❤️

"Are you comfortable baby?"

"Yes, thanks Kiba- oh you too Akamaru"

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minato namikaze

*fast boy ⚡️

* He is also the hokage ✨

* In any case

* Sweet boy

* It will keep you as comfortable as possible

* Also when he's too busy with paperwork he'll send a shadow clone to come see you

* Shadow clone of minato will be your personal servant if you need anything

* Candies? Why not? Ice cream? Sure just wait give me a second

* The "wait, give me a second" is serious with him💀

* Anyway

* He will take care of you as much as he can because you know, you are his girl and even if he is far away, he will always take care of you

"Baby, are you alright?"

"Minato! Are you here already?"

"Of course honey, I brought you what you asked for"

It's a love please protect it 🥺

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kakashi hatake

*confused boy

* Is your period today?

*(He actually smelled your blood from a mile away but thought you were hurt 😂)

* Oh and now what are we going to do?

* He luckily worked with women when he was still in ANBU

* Only he saw his behavior from afar and… he was scared

* He never saw someone change their mood so quickly

* Like; before she was pleased with the world, then she was sad and now she is angry

* In any case

* He will take care of you

* And if he can't because he have something to do?, he'll ask Pakkun to take care of you, what if he can't? He will make a shadow clone Psss The last option is Gai 😂 also the; "I'll take care of you with the shadow clone", he learned from his sensei

* But don't worry, this won't be so common

* What will be common will be how soft and gentle it will be with you

* As it is already soft and gentle with you but now it is multiplied by two

* He is just a soft guy who likes to take care of his girl

"Y/N! how are you?"

“…you are a shadow clone right?”

"-yes but the real Kakashi will arrive soon"

“He better be.”

* In general, they give their S/O a lot of cuddles and love🥰 and a gentle treatment...

Helloo!! I have a request, Neji Hyuga and the reader go on a mission together and the reader wears a blindfold just like Gojo but then when she fights her enemy's she takes the blindfold off and she tells him that her eyes would get tired if she doesn't cover them up and all that. Also Neji always trys to think that he doesn't like her and that he's just absorbing her strength (boy lying to himself🥱)

[ 🌸 ] i didn't see this, i'm sorry the wait!

characters: neji hyuga,,

genre: fluff-fluff-fluff

warnings: gn!reader (i hope this does'nt annoying you u.u), neji denying he's in love <3 enjoy

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you were weird.

You were weird in the eyes of Neji Hyuga.

Not even he being a genius could understand you.

Why were you wearing a blindfold? Were you blind? It was the first thing he wondered when he saw you.

He still remembers when he saw you for the first time, since you were the first thing that caught his eye next to the Uchiha in the chunin exams. But unlike the arrogant Uchiha boy, you were different and for some reason he couldn't get close to you.

'Ridiculous' he thought at the thought of being nervous in front of you, perhaps it was the uncertainty of knowing who you were and what you could do. Neji also didn't know why he cared for you when they had to enter the forest of death, he would later realize that even though he tried to stay away from people and tried to justify all his bad behavior by 'fate', he by default was still a child and he was worried about someone, Someone who might be disabled.

'Why were you a ninja if you can't see?'

Neji also didn't know how to react when he saw you again when he and his team passed the forest of death, he didn't know why he was relieved to see you alive. But he knew that you were strong and not weak as he supposed before, you knew how to fend for yourself. He knew it when you fought your opponent in those Preliminary Trials.

You had highly developed senses, you defeated your opponent quickly and effectively. After a few months you had become a chunnin together with that ponytailed boy after passing the third test.

Neji didn't see you again until a few years later.

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It had been a few weeks since he had become a Jonin, neji was going to a training camp to further improve his combat skills, when he got to the field that's when he saw you, you hadn't changed much you were still wearing that bandage for the Eyes, you weren't throwing kunais or doing katas, you were leaning against a tree… you were meditating or at least that's what he thought, since you had that blindfold on your eyes. Before he got up the courage and had a chance to ask you what you were doing you rushed ahead.

"You know, it's rude to stare at people" your voice was soft and calm, perhaps because it wasn't ruined by the exhaustion of rigorous training.

Neji snorted "I wasn't looking at you" was what he was able to reply embarrassed for being caught while he started training.

After that meeting, you guys met again and again in that same training field, you would just hang out, you would stay in that same log while he trained, you would casually ask a few questions from time to time. Sometimes Neji would offer you to join his training, but you would always refuse, arguing that you had already trained earlier in the day.

Neji wasn't even bothered by your presence, something felt good when you were around him, as if it was meant to be from the beginning, but he would deny himself at the thought of being in love with you. That's how you two continued until it became so common to spend your time together that you started going out to other places. Sometimes you would go out to eat, other times just to walk and enjoy the sunset together.

He remembers wanting to guide you the first time they walked together, Neji was afraid that you would fall or bump into someone and get hurt, but you denied his help arguing that he shouldn't worry. 'Stubborn' was what he thought, but instead of giving his opinion he trusted you, it turns out that you were good at guiding yourself, even if you couldn't see anything, Neji began to respect you more after that day.

Today In the present Tsunade-sama had put you on a mission together, the mission was easy, you just had to deliver some important papers to the Daimyo of another village, but things stopped being so easy when you were ambushed by enemy ninjas.

The fight had been hard, since some of them had forbidden Jutsus and from what he could see with his Byakugan you were forced to take off your blindfold. You were faster and more agile than you were before, since now you could see where you were going, but if you could see why cover your eyes?

It was the second thing he asked you after first asking if you were okay and then reaching a safe place to rest after defeating the enemy ninjas.

“My eyes are sensitive, I covered them because they get tired quickly if I don't keep them covered”

"Have you ever seen a doctor?"

“Many times, but no one had a solid answer as to why this was happening to me…”

"I understand, in any case I will make sure to protect you"

"…Thank you Neji."

It was a promise, one of many more to come when he had the courage to confess his newfound love for you.

*Neji loves you for who you are.

*when you are already a couple, he will read you your favorite books at night, even if it is a genre that he does not like.

*he is very protective of you, always fearing that something bad will happen to you. You are very important to him but shhhh it's a secret

* when you walk through a crowd he will grab your hand, even if you are not a couple yet, he will always turn red and nervous, but it is a sacrifice he is willing to make if it is for your safety.

*his team approves you but you don't know them yet hahha ❤️ Rock lee wants to meet you but Neji won't let him for fear he'll embarrass him in front of you lmao