Tim: -wakeless And Sleepy- I Am An Expert At Identifying Birds.

Tim: -wakeless and sleepy- I am an expert at identifying birds. 

Y/N: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? 

Tim: Yeah, they're all birds.

Y/N: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Giyuu: Okay, but in my defense, Sanemi bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Y/N: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

my current situation 👺-

When you realize that you have requests that are months old and didn't finish them or started...........

Y/N: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? 

Sesshomaru: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. 

Y/N: ...

Sesshomaru: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

Y/N: Relationships should be 50/50. Jason cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Y/N: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? 

Rengoku: Oh, I'm always running 

Y/N: The question is from what