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Kirby does got milk

does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

What’s your fantasy?

Damn, one day late!

if you’re sad just remember that tom hiddleston and nathan fillion are huge fans of each other and turn into adorable giggling nervous dorks when they’re together

it’ll make you feel better i promise

The absolute madness that is this post is amazing-

GRANTED OVER

i’m at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it’s a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they’re old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream

At a store, I forget which one, but there was a cute robot who was basically like a tall, built upwards roomba and he was adorable. His name was Bob, as the employees told me. He had little arms for checking shelves and inventory and it was so cute. One day, I found that he was knocked over and couldn't get up because it wasn't programmed. I found a guy kicking Bob out of the way to get through and my fist was shaking because I was trying so hard not to punch him. (When he left, I helped Bob up.)

Stan was not prepared

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

Twitter loved this a lot so I’ll share it here too 👍

This is so cute!

A few years ago a roommate abruptly decided to move out to live with her boyfriend, and I ended up spending half a year sharing an apartment with someone I had never met before: an Egyptian girl with very limited English.

She was confused by my appearance and asked me “boy or girl?” It took me a while to understand what she was saying, but eventually she got the point across, and I told her that I was a girl. She seemed unsatisfied, and I explained that I was transgender. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t know the word.

We ended communicating by typing our respective sentences into Google Translate. Unfortunately, whatever the Arabic word for “transgender” is, it wasn’t a word she knew either. Eventually I ended up typing in “I used to be a boy but it made me unhappy so I decided to be a girl.” She stared at it for a moment then asked “You are happy now?” I said yes, and she smiled and looked thoughtful.

A couple hours later she came up to me and said “You and me, we are sisters,” and gave me a hug. “You say you are girl, you are girl.”

90% of my writing experience is doing this

Exactly! I love it when people follow me too because they enjoy my fandoms?? They enjoy the kind of random stuff I post?? Hell yeah bestie!

reblog if your inbox is always open for new members of the fandom who may be a little shy or intimidated. doesn’t matter whether or not you’re a “popular blog”; everyone here is equal and if you’re reading this as a new person/someone considering entering the fandom, we will not turn you away!!!! talk to us!! make friends!! i more than understand being shy but trust me this fandom is chill come join us in this hellhole

✨💖✨ If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better ✨🌻✨

Bet brb

WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM BOOBS-

You shall not fucking pass on his gig

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you have encountered a group of trilobites! reblog to help them on their journey

Yo, can I join?

You ever just realized how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

Please get sleep! Last time I pulled that, I ran on pills for 4 days. Yeah, my body fucking hated me. Please sleep! A good rest and you'll be able to get the project done. Or, sleep like 6 hours and do it with the time you don't sleep like I do.

im coping

more ms paint stuff

kms this is like my 6th day running with little to none sleep

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

...well that hurt

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HOLY-

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

Undertale 9th anniversary now

undertale 7th anniversary let’s go

ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.

This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.

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