To Make It Worse

To make it worse 🥰

OH HELL NAH-

OK but calculations did she have to do-

I'm gonna unleash the brain child of my lack of sleep on y'all.

TW: might get a little mature.

So we know Chiron doesn't wear pants right? So technically speaking, he's walking around camp half-blood basically naked from waist down.

Does that also mean that Chiron is flashing the kids with his dick? Or worse, if that tail moves a little too much to the side his you-know-what is gonna be visible.

Does camp half-blood have horse bathrooms specifically for Chiron? Or no, he just goes to do his work in the forest or stables?

Can Chiron eat grass or hay? Are they tasty to him?

Man, lack of sleep and a caffeine-running brain is one hell of a disaster.

Thank you! And it's okay, it was mostly a failure on my part to address my points in my og post. I should have probably given more context to the things I said.

A win imo pilots are peak 😌

It was borderline comical and the moment I saw it I just stared at the screen in pure disbelief 😭

Ah, to think so much trauma unfolded from one mistake.

I have a theory that Wu was just not ready to handle his brother's banishment and straight up just left and when he came to himself he found out Lloyd was gone. It's angsty ✨️

My post was kinda meant to be comedic in a sense rather than discourse, but I still should have given more explanation so I apologize for that 😅

OK we all agree that misako is a shit parent

BUT

Wu ain't that much better than her. This man lets his nephew stay in a school for future gang members and criminals, even though he has the full authority to take him back.

And after getting him back, he puts him in multiple dangerous situations with the other ninjas.

This is not a misako-defending post, I have thoughts on her too. She literally abandoned her kid at said school and decided to fuck off to who the hell knows where and study ancient scrolls. And not ONCE did she think about checking up on her goddamn SON.

Legit, the only semi-decent parental figure Lloyd has is the dude destined to bring doom and destruction wherever he goes.

Said dude risked his life to save his son, literally DIED, and perhaps the only person Lloyd genuinely could look up to.

Come to think of it, lord Garmadon is one of THE best parents in the show. The other being Ed and Edna.

Kai and Nya's parents were kidnapped by a fucking dude, Dr.Julien got down and dirty with death a little after Zane's creation and Cole's dad is a neglectful asshole. Jay is the only one with loving parents.

The bar is so low it's in the realm of the departed, yet they STILL manage to trip over it and dig even deeper.

No wonder these kids are the way they are, I would have ended up in an asylum after the first two traumatic events.

The things they say...lord...the words...

*Sobs*

Hello!

I'm sorry I must curse you with this knowledge, but I recommend your comic to my friends, and they are simping for your older version of dipper. Hard. 😃

(Pls save me I'm scared they're so unhinged-)

Tell them he lives on a boat and smells like fish 😬

Do you guys ever think how little sleep Stan must've got in the thirty years Ford's been gone?

This man has been getting up, every night, for thirty years trying to fix that damned portal, and then had to wake up early in the morning to keep the business of the mystery shack going, the sleep deprivation is real people.

But from another angle, do you think when he accidentally fell asleep at times, he woke up violently ill and guilty? Thinking to himself 'my brother is out there, who knows facing what and here I am, sleeping while he could be fighting for his life.' ?

It's probably not what happened, but I can't help but think even though his meeting with Ford was bitter, he finally slept at peace that night, knowing that at the very least his brother was here, at home, with his family, with him.

God these old men make me sick.

OK but an au where Ford is the kids grandfather, and by some weird ass shenanigans they end up under the care of shermie and all that jazz.

Like, imagine how much worse that would be for Stan.

Like, these kids are the grandchildren of the twin brother he thinks has been doomed to an eternity of being lost in the multiverse, and they are quite literally the reflection of him and Ford.

Dipper is a smart boy with so much thirst for knowledge and to find secrets unknown to others, who looks at the world with an ambition unmatched in any kids his age.

Then there's Mable, a loud and kind, happy girl, an imagination so vast that baffles everyone, shining brightly like the sun as it brightens the world with light and warmth.

This two are gonna be a stab in a heart to Stan whenever he even looks at them.

Now I kinda imagine Ford sleeping with someone in college and having a kid, then his kid ends up being adopted by shermie and raised as his, so his grandchildren don't really know Ford is their grandpa.

But damn, imagine Ford coming back and finding out he's a fucking old ass bitch and a grandfather.

Also, the guilt of having a kid he didn't know about all his life, seeing his grandchildren and just realizing that "Oh shit, I wasted so many years of my life on creating that damn portal, that I forgot what having a family is like"

This has to be another level of heartbreak lol.

Also, Bill kinda liking these kids and wanting to use them as a kind of doll to create his own twisted reality where he and ford never break up.

Bill you fumbled hard pls get over it-