Keemstar Shut The Fuck Up Challenge 2023

Keemstar shut the fuck up challenge 2023

Keemstar shut the fuck up challenge 2022

the thing about when zionists ask you if "israel has a right to defend itself" is it's no different from someone asking "did you stop beating your wife yet" or the schoolyard bully asking "does your mom know you're gay". to answer yes OR no is to accept a false premise. asking if israel has the right to self defense is like asking if it has the right to time travel or the right to breed unicorns. in all three cases you're being asked about something that doesn't exist

if i break into your house and say it's mine now, and beat you up and lock you in a closet, do i have the right to "defend myself" against you fighting back? the answer is that nothing i do constitutes self-defense by definition. israel is the attacker, it is the invader, it is on the offensive, and anything it does to the palestinian people is part of that offensive. invaders always try to cry self-defense against the resistance to the invasion, but the only party in this situation whose actions can possibly be self-defense is palestine

Just listened to the first couple episodes of The Magnus Protocol and I have stuff to think about

(Spoilers ahead ofc)

Okay so immediately I like the new format, I think it opens a lot of opportunities for really unique stuff. I find it interesting how despite the apparent lack of tape recorders, there’s still a canon reason they’re being recorded, albeit in a way that raises way more questions (Like wdym Sam’s phone dialed a number on it’s own to listen in on him and Alice??)

Second thing is, like, Gwen?? Girl you are following in the footsteps of the other Bouchard and I am so worried for you. I was incredibly worried for her during that performance review, but I’m really interested in what’s going to happen. Like it’s uncanny how she seems to literally have the exact same ideas about her place in the institute as Elias did.

That first incident is going to come up later I’ve learned from the original that they’re gonna do callbacks and it’s gonna be really important.

Evidently I’ve figured the entities that each incident were are End, Eye, and Flesh in order, but that first one is just so weird??

Also when Sam questioned what ‘DPHW’ meant I immediately thought that the DP part stands for Dread Power(s) but I have no idea what the rest could mean.

Touching on Alice’s brother for a second I think that he’ll be relevant later (I mean obviously) but also the mention of his band name including ‘bullet’ immediately is setting off Slaughter flags in my head.

Also!! The second incident!! Erm!!

‘Canaries should stay above ground’ went so fucking hard and I’m curious about what actually happened in this case cause like it’s pretty obvious they didn’t write that themselves given the whole “Probably carved out their eyes” thing.

I started The Magnus Archives after it was already done and I unintentionally and intentionally spoiled myself before finishing it so I’m excited to actually listen along this time. I’m treating the second incident like everyone mentioned will be important because again internet usernames probably will be important.

(Can you tell I’m rambling as things come to mind)

I can’t tell if it was intentional or if it’s just a reoccurrence of the infinite name recycling thing again but the fact that the email from the first incident was to Daria while the person from the third was named Darla is interesting

Also haha hey Colin what are you up to you got cut off there

Also assuming that something terrible happened to Teddy because of course it did

They put Jon and Martin in Windows 95 truly tragic and also terrifying considering Binary

I’m curious who the third voice will be? Maybe Elias?

That’s all I’ll reblog this with more if I think about it

Reblog if you had a tab open for a WIP fic that got nuked bc Ao3 went down

LETS GO BARBIE MOVIE!!!

Haha I just realized that I didn’t share my thoughts on TMAGP 3 so spoilers ahead

When it mentioned ‘polyps’ I thought it was some kind of flower thing :D

It’s really really not D:

Ngl I think that it’s actually Maddie (Webber’s wife) who’s doing all the stuff in this one. Like evidently she’s an Avatar of whatever the corruption is now (side-note but this incident made me think of the username ‘flowersunderground’ from the first ep but idk if that’s relevant)

Anyways I think that the garden is probably acting as an extension of her, ‘cause like I don’t think that the corruption would be making him hear stuff or think that she’s there.

I’m also keeping the name Gerald Andrews in the back of my mind because like that feels like a weird throwaway detail that’s gonna come up later.