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Tbh if god is real then I think he really dropped the ball in terms of how animals reproduce.
You have one where the egg comes out, and the other where it doesn’t. Like, it wouldn’t kill you to spice things up a bit and make a few animals that reproduce via fire or something
The amount of porn bots that have followed me within the past week has been astounding tbh
I love being on the Magnus Archives tag on Tumblr bc one post can be fluffy Christmas stuff and the next could be Jon turning into an eldritch horror
I just want to let whoever the fuck at Hoyoverse thought it was a good idea to end off chamber 10 in spiral abyss with the cicin mage mirror maiden combo I hope you have a genuinely awful day <3
(TMA Spoilers incoming)
Something really interesting that I’ve noticed about the Fears is that a lot of them have statements that are one-offs. They tell a spooky story, and that’s it. You never hear of it again. Except for the Stranger. I took a look at the wiki’s list of instances where the Stranger is directly involved in a statement, and nearly every single one ends up either being caused by the Circus, Nikola, the Anglerfish, Breekon & Hope, or the NotThem. Save for the students from MAG 32 and the zombies from MAG 122, every single instance of the Stranger ends up being called back to in a significant way.
(Spoilers for The Magnus Archives again)
Im back with another rambling my thoughts paragraph. Something else that I find kind of interesting is how uninvolved the Buried is with the story as far as I’m aware despite how common of a fear claustrophobia is. Jon’s Buried mark was instigated by B&H delivering the coffin, and we don’t ever meet anyone who’s confirmed as an avatar of the Buried as far as I’m aware. I’ve heard theories that the place that the new main characters of The Magnus Protocol work at is going to be aligned with the Buried like the institute was with the Eye, so ig we’ll just have to wait and see.
Decided to make an Obsidian for one of my stories and haha I regret it
The Owl House series finale spoilers beneath the cut so begone if you haven’t watched it <3
AHHHHH
Okay okay okay so first and foremost, I absolutely loved it. I’m not one to typically cry because of fictional media but I genuinely almost started sobbing a few times throughout it.
The Collector was actually so good in this episode because they’re genuinely just a little kid and acts like it, and I’m so glad that they didn’t just get rid of them all call it a day, because Luz understood that they didn’t understand stuff like mortality.
AND THE SCENE OF EDA AND KING AFTER LUZ DIED please it was such an incredible scene to me because it’s not often that I see characters that react to grief in a way that seems genuine tbh. Plus again the way that the Collector didn’t understand what was happening while Eda and King did just destroyed me emotionally.
Also like we gotta love Luz joining the ‘animated show protagonist who get an awesome transformation’ gang and the ANIMATION OH MY GOD not to mention all the callbacks in the episode??!?
Tbh I went into this episode so worried due to people saying that Dana didn’t like happily ever afters, but I am so absolutely content with the ending and getting to see them all grow up hurt me but also made me so incredibly happy.
Also I am absolutely going to be that person and claim aladarius crumbs with their interaction post time skip because Darius absolutely blushed there and I will not shut up about it.
TLDR: I’m a wreck emotionally and loved it
To the fox that was just screaming outside my house I want you to know that I get you need to find friends n stuff but I want to sleep and it sounds like someone’s getting murdered.
Hey I changed my mind it’s either fluff or that one Terminal Velocity comic that I can’t find anymore that made me cry at three in the morning
I love being on the Magnus Archives tag on Tumblr bc one post can be fluffy Christmas stuff and the next could be Jon turning into an eldritch horror
I think the funniest thing to me regarding this whole ‘Zepotha’ thing on TikTok* is looking at the fics that have popped up for it on Ao3 and seeing basically every single fic get tagged with a different group of characters because people can only agree on like four characters
*For people who don’t actually know anything abt this, Zepotha is functionally just 80’s teen slasher Goncharov without the consistent plot or characters. It was proposed by this one tiktoker who was like ‘okay let’s pretend like this 80’s horror movie is a real thing’ and it just went out of control
Reblog if you had a tab open for a WIP fic that got nuked bc Ao3 went down
Rewatching Madoka Magica for the 5th time to coincide with me going back to school to destroy my mental health before math gets a chance to✨✨
Guys look Magnus archives reference
I’m beyond saving
I’ve realized that whenever I try to make up a pose in my head they look like Doctor Who promotional images
Like this is an accurate representation of my Ibis Paint gallery
If I see another ‘character sexuality headcanons’ slideshow where they headcanon the cold/emotionless characters to be aroace I’m going to actually lose my mind. Like it’s also always just them too like I see a Genshin one and it’s just Xiao and Shenhe it’s infuriating.
Like please guys I want to see more headcanons/actual aroace characters who are upbeat/extroverted please I’m so tired
Just listened to the first couple episodes of The Magnus Protocol and I have stuff to think about
(Spoilers ahead ofc)
Okay so immediately I like the new format, I think it opens a lot of opportunities for really unique stuff. I find it interesting how despite the apparent lack of tape recorders, there’s still a canon reason they’re being recorded, albeit in a way that raises way more questions (Like wdym Sam’s phone dialed a number on it’s own to listen in on him and Alice??)
Second thing is, like, Gwen?? Girl you are following in the footsteps of the other Bouchard and I am so worried for you. I was incredibly worried for her during that performance review, but I’m really interested in what’s going to happen. Like it’s uncanny how she seems to literally have the exact same ideas about her place in the institute as Elias did.
That first incident is going to come up later I’ve learned from the original that they’re gonna do callbacks and it’s gonna be really important.
Evidently I’ve figured the entities that each incident were are End, Eye, and Flesh in order, but that first one is just so weird??
Also when Sam questioned what ‘DPHW’ meant I immediately thought that the DP part stands for Dread Power(s) but I have no idea what the rest could mean.
Touching on Alice’s brother for a second I think that he’ll be relevant later (I mean obviously) but also the mention of his band name including ‘bullet’ immediately is setting off Slaughter flags in my head.
Also!! The second incident!! Erm!!
‘Canaries should stay above ground’ went so fucking hard and I’m curious about what actually happened in this case cause like it’s pretty obvious they didn’t write that themselves given the whole “Probably carved out their eyes” thing.
I started The Magnus Archives after it was already done and I unintentionally and intentionally spoiled myself before finishing it so I’m excited to actually listen along this time. I’m treating the second incident like everyone mentioned will be important because again internet usernames probably will be important.
(Can you tell I’m rambling as things come to mind)
I can’t tell if it was intentional or if it’s just a reoccurrence of the infinite name recycling thing again but the fact that the email from the first incident was to Daria while the person from the third was named Darla is interesting
Also haha hey Colin what are you up to you got cut off there
Also assuming that something terrible happened to Teddy because of course it did
They put Jon and Martin in Windows 95 truly tragic and also terrifying considering Binary
I’m curious who the third voice will be? Maybe Elias?
That’s all I’ll reblog this with more if I think about it
Hi TMAGP 4 spoilers ahead you’ve been warned
GHHGJTH????
They! They said! They said the thing! The title!
Okay so firstly this is obv whatever the slaughter reconfigured to
Assuming Augustus is what Jonah sounded like initially
Speaking of Jonah that merchant guy seems very Jonah-coded (like it literally sounds like he compelled the guy)
As someone who considers themselves a fan of one-off/underrated avatars (Mike Alfred and Hezekiah my beloveds) I immediately thought “wait no way this is literally just grifter’s bone”.
Also Lena following in Elias’ footsteps by also murdering an old man good for her