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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters
and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind
and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS
turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's
listen i know turtles is turtles is turtles believe me i love them all
but i just think no raph will ever be quite like him

hes such a beacon of positive masculinity in childrens media (using his strength and size to be protective, being openly emotional and unashamed of crying, and confident in his soft side) and i just want to celebrate that ❤️

Let me share with you a trace of my chicken Zilla
She is very big and angry.


@herrstrauss behold, your man
Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing
my friend, who is more into danmei than me (and who got me into danmei in the first place ehehe) we were biking and they told me
(united states btw)
"the only time i've ever used my phone while biking was to ask siri 'what is 20 centimeters in inches', because of ERHA"
8 inches for all you mathematically challenged
and after 3(three) seconds i looked at her
we have never been more in sync than that moment