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"Why is Pay your Tab taking so long??"
Shush I'm making affocara propaganda
Explain this one affocara haters!!
Going to be fed this week
Hand Holding!!
Affocara week! Child (ren)
CrkTwitt is hell
I was just on Twitter, tell my why an confession blog only lasted 7 hours. And I only found that out because I searched affocara and apparently everyone who ships it hates women and lesbains.
What a weird thing to say
Freaky Dark Cacao kingdom
Hello there! I do ship Affogato with more than one cookie, and while my main ship for him currently isn't AffoCream, I'd like to find other people with Affo on their minds because I'm in the middle of writing a big fic for my current ship!
I'm 1eColdJuice, or đ§đ§ anon! Nice to meet you!
Oh! Well Affocream is my number one ofc, I can tell my opinion on other Affo ships.
Thoughts on Some Affo Ships (besides Affocream)
(also theres gonna be one or two suggestive jokes here and there so yea)
Affocara: Not my cup of tea. I get the âenimies to loversâ vibes but personally, I think Cara was 17-20 while Affo was 30-34 in the Cacao Kingdom, and Affogato personally is gay, while Caramel is a lesbian in my hcs. The art is good, I like the tension in it, but they hate eachother too much to ever be lovers in my opinion.
Affocacao: Okay⌠and heres where I sound like a hypocrite for saying this after talking about how I donât like Affocara. I like this ship as exes. I would be lying if I said when I first played eps 13 and saw how Affo interacted with Cacao, my first thought wasnt âokay they definatley explored eachothers bodies.â Affo seems like the type to seduce Cacao as a way to get ahead and earn his trust. There was never any love there (atleast not on Affoâs side, I could see Cacao maybe falling for him) and its obviously very toxic. Itâs fun ironically and makes for good drama/agnst but it would never work out in the long run
Affoclair: Never understood this. I donât hate it, just never knew why people liked it so much.
Affopeach: Yin and Yang. Peach Blossom is to Affo as Mystic Flour is to Cacao (in the yin-yang way, I personally donât like Mysticacao) I like the idea of two gnc men with oposite vibes and personalities just chilling together, maybe doing eachothers makeup.
Affovelvet: Underrated gem. Theyâre both mixed cookies who were outcast in some way, and their interactions in Last Cookie Standing were pretty nice.
Affouni: Okay, I get this ship. Its like the Affopeach before Affopeach and their friendship in Last Cookie Standing was cute. But also Iâm kinda jealous and petty that this rarepair just got shot into popularity out of nowhere while all I saw in the recent Affocream tagged posts before I started posting was Affocream hate and maybe one or two actual things. (were Affocream shippers really that bad back in the day?) Also it kind pisses me of when someone says âI love Affocream!â and they they show Affouni. But thats petty reasoning. I just see Cream Uni as aroace and not interested in romance or sex in any way. Any way I donât hate Affouni, im just kinda jealous. Affouni is cute. Ship what you want. I get it 100%
Affospresso: I saw like one or two people ship this and for such a random ship, they make it intersesting. They are both sassy, smart men from the coffee tribe, so its not made from absolutley nothing. These shippers are smart, one of them shares an Affo hc of mine ( @dintheanxious ), its cool.
Affolico: I like Affoagto, I like Licorice. This ship is like haveing two cupcakes next to eacother kissing. I like the drop-dead gorgeous man x pathetic skeleton man trope too. I just ship Lico with two other men (Choco and Red Velvet)
Those are most if not, all the Affo ships I know other than Affocream. I hope this was interesting or atleast helpful!
(note: sorry if I came off as a toxic Affocream shipper in the Affouni part. I like the ship though, I actually drew stuff of it a while ago)
(Just realized anon didnât really ask for that and was just saying hi, but here ig)