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Young Justice, beaking into the batcave: Gun Batman is back!
Tim: fuck! Who’s he after this time?
Jason (who is totally just there to use the bat computer. Totally not to hang out with family. Yup.): who the fuck is Gun Batman?
Kon: future Batman that kills people, we’ve dealt with him before. You want to help?
Jason: fuck yes! An excuse to beat up B? I’m always down!
Tim: oh, no. Gun Batman is me not Bruce.
Jason, looking at Tim in disbelief: WHAT?!
it will forever be hilarious to me that tim is Gun Batman and not jason
bc like all plot and trauma aside imagine how fucking pissed off jason would be
random time traveling villain: ah yes, the batman who kills, it’s good to finally meet you
jason: oh? i didn’t realize i’d be famous in the future, so you want an autograph—
tim: for the love of god, you become a gun wielding murderer once and suddenly no one lets you forget it.
tim: can’t i get a new thing now, like the tech robin, or the skateboard robin? hell i’d even take the spleenless wonder
jason, slightly offended and very confused: excuse me?
kon: …we don’t like talking about it
also why does nobody talk about tim canonically beating up the joker with the crowbar he hurt jason with.