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hey guys if this post gets 10 notes I’ll draw flowerhusbands

50 notes and it’s jornoth

69 notes and I’ll draw the first cursed ship suggested (must be empires and can’t go beyond any boundraries)

alas my hubris

I ate a (possibly very old) chicken pastry from the fridge

I can’t eat gluten, and I’d already had a lot that day

It was, again, possibly Very Old

so now I feel like shit

WH

I KNEW HE HAD A SECRET TUMBLR BUT???? JABSKAVSKASKAVSKASGAJKSGKAS

mcyt be like:

mm fish ;)

/j /j

Screenshot from LDShadowlady’s newest episode of Empires.

Spoilers below the cut

OKAY so we know that the book can tell the future (as shown by the prophecy earlier in the video) so we know that most, if not all will come true.

So what does this mean?

Who could this be referring to?

yall its opinion time with alex

using slurs you can’t reclaim is kind of not great actually

haha oh my fucking god I want to punch something.

some dickhead I have mutual friends with made a n*zi server and claimed it as ‘dark humor’

I fucking want to punch him.

Haven’t seen owl house in a bit, and given what I’m seeing on my dash I’m thinking I should start watching again

I have a sweet potato plant that is over a metre tall, and I do not know how

I know the secret to infinite mayonaise >:D I am going to use this for evil methinks

masks my beloved

they make me feel safe and stuff ig

I have a bad cold, but that won’t stop me. So art requests are open today, and I have three slots open, with a limit of four characters in each!

Edit: Two slots left!

Edit: One slot left!

Edit: All slots are taken, thanks all who requested!

some shitposts from sessions 1 and 2 of a dnd campaign I’m a player in.

Expect no context :)

I'm curious. How tall do yall think I am (without trying to find out from posts)?

What do you think about charlie the cursed phone guy? can you please share your thoughts on him?

Mans would do my top surgery, and he'd do it well.

hey if u could read just one (1) person's mind at all times who would you pick?

I would read the mind of whoever the pope is it would be funny saying his thoughts on the internet methinks

Out of curiosity, are you into any cartoons?

Yeah! I like the owl house, she ra, kipo, and young justice :D

whats your thought process while you draw something?

none. Nothing. Nil

mmm that feeling when your back cracks just right