Alien Thoughts - Tumblr Posts
Humans: *do some weird/fun shit*
Me: The fuck????? Can I play???
I have a fear of staircases Not the fear of falling or tripping or stumbling or anything like that It's like an ice cold fear that these stairs will take me to another place That my curious footsteps or contact with these stairs will act like a teleporter and take me to a horrific realm; a place where you can feel the supernatural in the air. A realm you know no human should ever set foot in. It's unnatural. The skies are dark all the time, swirling. And they know I'm there. Anyway
One of my favorite humans is the man who wears a kilt and every time he walks into the Seahawks stadium he screams "HONEY IM HOME"
My body is sore and I might be permanently cold but I finally feel alive again
Pro tip: go into the woods and expose yourself to near death experiences to make yourself feel alive again
I got the humans I love some cool rocks I think it went well
Kind of tired but that's because I've relaxed. 24 hours, half hour of sleep. I really need to not eat dairy.
Life is way better when you’re running on less than three hours of sleep
Talked with the neighbor and his dog. He's a Belgian Shepard named Goku. Such cute little triangle ears
I'm laughing too hard at the Fresno Nightcrawler. I used to live in Fresno. I went to AWANA in Fresno, and now they have walking pairs of pants just going about their night. I s2g
Very big, and very deep in space. Alternatively: very big, but you are very small. Smaller than the atoms of the oxygen you need to breathe to survive.
Where are the GOOD paranormal shows???