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“Handsome” Monkey King

If I got a euro for every time someone calls the Pilgrims “ugly” on the Journey to the West, I would buy the book AGAIN.

But to be fair, if a pretty monk came into my home asking for hospitality, and he didn’t warn me that he has three demons who will terrorize my home, I would also be in a mission to destroy their whole family tree in less than 3 minutes.

You gave me a heart attack for being nice??? You only have 9 toes-