dinoofcoffeechaos - Chaos Gremlin
dinoofcoffeechaos
Chaos Gremlin

I am here for your cars extended warranty- hey get back here!

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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

Bet Hiccup learned to run before he knew how to walk

Containing Hiccup is like trying to cage a tornado in a cat crate

It ain't happening

Menace since day one

Big boi Stoick, pls

Big Boi Stoick, Pls

“Hiccup would you stop trying to kill yourself for TWO seconds I cannot handle the fucking heart palpitations I’m going to tie your hands together and take away your leg yes I’m going to take your leg and no you can’t go to Gobber and ask him for another one you are quite literally grounded STAY ON THE GROUND PLEASE,”


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

Long time art admirer here, ADORE YOUR WORK!!! As a request can we get some good ol’ fashioned HTTYD1 era Hiccup whump in here 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 perhaps with some protective Toothless or Buffstrid? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Long Time Art Admirer Here, ADORE YOUR WORK!!! As A Request Can We Get Some Good Ol Fashioned HTTYD1

Absolutely yes. Httyd1 era Hiccup whump goes so hard. That leg is not giving him a good time.


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

Ah but it is ritual

Me.

me.

dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

I love how it seems they are the only ones who encounter them so no one else even knows they exist

You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago
dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

I imagine some debre fell on it and his sword got knocked out of reach so he had to maul in off to escape

It's A Joke Leo Haha

it's a joke leo haha


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

Morgan: Can Peter be my brother?

Tony: You know what? Sure. Why not.

Peter: *surprised* Wait, really?

Tony: *slamming down adoption papers he had ready* Congratulations, you’re family now. Sign here.


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

Sips invisible tea

Part 4 ._.
Part 4 ._.
Part 4 ._.
Part 4 ._.
Part 4 ._.
Part 4 ._.
Part 4 ._.

Part 4 ._.

My brain is dead it’s my third time redoing this part help_____

Ain is a flytrap creechur and once you see it you can’t unsee it haha

Previous

Masterpost


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

Absolutely

Hiccup has roundhouse kicked Ryker with his metal leg before


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago
Nova - The Nasutoceratops OC

Nova - The Nasutoceratops OC

I've been a dino nerd all my life, not as in I know a whole butt load of random info or facts, but as in, I LOVE DINOSAURS!!!

~As always, some ramblings are below~

Gave her magic powers too. Her element is lightning, she can charge it naturally within herself. She can be struck by lightning again and again, and it won't harm her.

Her horns aren't made of natural materials, they're a strange substance (still tough and deadly), her horns can call lightning strikes to her. All she has to do is tilt her head up or raise herself up to the storm and lightning will strike her.

She cannot summon storms. She can run out of magic and uses storms to recharge.

Nova has human level intelligence, or close to it, but she can't speak to humans/humanoids. She communicates with your usual animalistic tones (grunts/snorts/whatever other sounds you imagine her to make)


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago
Idk. I Dont Have Anything To Say Other Than That I Think Im Funny (Im Not).
Idk. I Dont Have Anything To Say Other Than That I Think Im Funny (Im Not).

Idk. I don’t have anything to say other than that I think I’m funny (I’m not).

I’ve decided I’m just going to draw them in my favorite games lmfao. (Minecraft, Phasmo, Portal, etc.)

I guess they survived a hunt, Mei died, and that’s how they decided to spend their time instead of trying to figure out the ghost. I’d say they probably died and then would start yelling at each other for dying because it was the ‘other’s fault.’ May draw that eventually.

Idk. I Dont Have Anything To Say Other Than That I Think Im Funny (Im Not).
Idk. I Dont Have Anything To Say Other Than That I Think Im Funny (Im Not).

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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago
There Are Many Benefits To Tall Boyfriend. One Is That He Gets Taller.

there are many benefits to tall boyfriend. one is that he gets taller.


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

Its 3am for me rn but idea since fall is coming up- WE NEED THE MONKIE FAM IN ADORABLE FALL OUTFITS.

Maybe something with redson since he is practically an flame type demon which means his body may be warm

ALSO I LOVE YOUR ART- I CAME FOR LMK BUT STAYED FOR ALL THE DELICIOUS ART💙

Its 3am For Me Rn But Idea Since Fall Is Coming Up- WE NEED THE MONKIE FAM IN ADORABLE FALL OUTFITS.
Its 3am For Me Rn But Idea Since Fall Is Coming Up- WE NEED THE MONKIE FAM IN ADORABLE FALL OUTFITS.
Its 3am For Me Rn But Idea Since Fall Is Coming Up- WE NEED THE MONKIE FAM IN ADORABLE FALL OUTFITS.

They started to hang out also outside of FFM :)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

please continue to make baba tang content you are doing a great service

You’re in luck friend Baba Tang is still consuming my thoughts entirely❤️💛

Please Continue To Make Baba Tang Content You Are Doing A Great Service

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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

Yeah that checks out

Herbivorous dinos x your birth month!


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago
dinoofcoffeechaos - Chaos Gremlin
dinoofcoffeechaos - Chaos Gremlin
dinoofcoffeechaos - Chaos Gremlin
dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago

Look I love merthur angst as much as the next emotionally repressed queer teen. But little shit!merlin and little shit!arthur crack hits different every time yk?

Random Noble: yOu cAn'T mArRy A mAn!?

*his chair disappears from under him*

Noble: What the fuck!? Sorcery!

Merlin: *looks directly at him gold eyes* What sorcery?

Noble: *gesturing bewilderedly at arthur* Your... majesty? ..sorcery?

Arthur: *completely dead serious* what sorcery?

*table also disappears. noble's jewelry disappears.*

*knights, arthur and merlin continue to gaslight this guy for the next 20 minutes until he has an aneurysm.*

*They then calmly go about continuing wedding preparations.*

*Merlin has a nice time with his new bracelets later*


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago
dinoofcoffeechaos - Chaos Gremlin
dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago
It's Been Nearly Two Weeks (somehow) Since This Monstrosity Of A Quilt Was Finally Finished, And I Wasn't
It's Been Nearly Two Weeks (somehow) Since This Monstrosity Of A Quilt Was Finally Finished, And I Wasn't
It's Been Nearly Two Weeks (somehow) Since This Monstrosity Of A Quilt Was Finally Finished, And I Wasn't
It's Been Nearly Two Weeks (somehow) Since This Monstrosity Of A Quilt Was Finally Finished, And I Wasn't

It's been nearly two weeks (somehow) since this monstrosity of a quilt was finally finished, and I wasn't able to get the BEST photos of it (it was too big and too heavy to hang up how I'd planned...) but here are the fullest and best examples of the final result..!

In regular light, with blacklight on, and the glow charged with the lights OFF!

This thing was... a journey, and one hell of a learning experience, but I'm overall happy with how it turned out. I am also very, VERY glad to be done with it lol


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dinoofcoffeechaos
8 months ago
dinoofcoffeechaos - Chaos Gremlin