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I’d imaging that when he realizes that he attracts Pyro users, he’s going to find the closet Archon (not the Pyro Archon) to ask if they know why he attracts pyros so much. Also, What if he was oblivious to it for years and is still the first person to notice? Not even the Pyro users notice they are around Kaeya so often.

What about things like Pyro Slimes, Pyroslingers, etc.? How does their behavior differ when around Kaeya?

Any ideas for an au where Kaeya is not only a trouble magnet but also Pyro Bait? As in he attracts Pyro users and Pyro aligned beings like catnip.

You are a freaking genius. . . 😳🥺

How would he even first discover this? Because Klee is clingy? Amber keeps acting suspiciously around him and comes up with dumb reasons as to why she keeps coming back? Because Bennett doesn't even try to hide it and always gives him warm hugs?

Because Diluc (despite his words) keeps coming back and showing up wherever he is? He's probably the only one - besides Amber - who actively tries to resist the pull.

When he goes to Liyue and Xiangling, Xinyan and Hu Tao follow him around?

Maybe he realizes it whenever he's in trouble and it's always a Pyro wielder who bails him out?

When the Pyro Archon - in all her tiny loli glory - attaches herself to him too?

It would be funny to see when it finally dawns on him that he is a Pyro magnet on top of already being a trouble magnet. Now all of the Pyro users and enemies (Slimes, Hilichurls, Pyro Regisvine, etc.) being drawn to him makes a whole lot more sense. 

He would drop his head into his hands and just groans loudly. I bet he'd even come to the realization in Angel's Share when he's half sloshed and thinking back over the past month.