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I have no words to tell you in detail how much I love this fanfic

“You remember when I got so sick a few months back?  When I was in the hospital for, what?  Two weeks?  Three?”

Shouto remembered being woken up in the middle of the night by the sound of strange voices and urgent footsteps in the corridors.  Instinct in the face of potential home invaders drove him to his feet and into the hall where he was confronted by the sight of paramedics swarming around his brother’s door.  Fuyumi was among them, pulling shoes onto her bare feet and answering questions at the same time.  She looked up and saw him, then told him to go back to bed.  He’d asked what was going on, and she only repeated herself.  When they brought Touya down the hall on a gurney, he was watching through a crack in the door.  He had looked so pale and the hand Fuyumi was grasping as they raced by was limp.  He couldn’t remember what had been wrong with him, but the tension that followed in the house clued him in that it was serious this time.  Fuyumi was overextending herself between work and constant trips to the hospital.  Natsuo even came home from college to help her with the housework and they both visited their brother and they took turns on who made dinner at home.  Shouto’s training continued as usual, but every night over dinner, Dad would briefly ask for updates about Touya.  Fuyumi gave short answers filled with forced optimism.  Natsuo actually threw down his chopsticks once and screamed at their father,

“Just go see him!  That’s all he wants!”

...

Read the full story on Ao3: The Summer Camp Ambush Simulation

Based on this comic: Ambush Simulation

Shiggy tearing reminded me of Charlie (hazbin hotel) before the final battle, I love this AU

My Hero Academia: Ambush Simulation AU

The remaining Vanguard members minutes before Final War.

Spinner: So what's the plan? We all put our hands together in the center for one last cliché or are we running out of the warp gate screaming like mad Vikings?

Dabi: I'll run out screaming.

Shimura: Hey, if you wanna blow out your vocal chords for the third time this month, far be it from us to stop you. By the way, if I don't make it back, I promised Eri my dog.

Toga: We're totally coming back alive.

Mr. Compress: Are we shouting a battle cry in our Old Norse impressions or are we incoherent? Classic 'Charge!' perhaps?

Shimura: I was thinking 'Fuck 'im up!' is brutally concise and gets the point across. I know it's a little crass, but we're vigilantes, not heroes. We have some liberties.

Spinner: Totally shoulda brought war paint.

Mr. Compress: *tipping his hat* It's been an honor, Vanguard.

Toga: For Mag and Jin!

Spinner: No funerals today, people. We want the hospital, then home.

Dabi: Survive if we can, take them with us if we can't. See you on the other side, morons.

Shimura: *visibly tearing up* I just wanna thank all of you for being the best and worst people I've ever met. Battle stations?

All: Battle stations!

...

Shouto: *hearing the shouting* They're having fun over there.

Deku: Well, I'm not surprised. These are the same people who were invited to crash a high school summer camp and then they did it because they thought it was hilarious.

...

I'm picturing the vibe of a rowdy wolfpack of pissed off vigilantes charging out of the warp gate.

And then Kirishima all:

LMAO Imagine Shoto trying to sing and Touya is like "shut up, shut up, we are not doing this"

My Hero Academia: Ambush Simulation AU

The remaining Vanguard members minutes before Final War.

Spinner: So what's the plan? We all put our hands together in the center for one last cliché or are we running out of the warp gate screaming like mad Vikings?

Dabi: I'll run out screaming.

Shimura: Hey, if you wanna blow out your vocal chords for the third time this month, far be it from us to stop you. By the way, if I don't make it back, I promised Eri my dog.

Toga: We're totally coming back alive.

Mr. Compress: Are we shouting a battle cry in our Old Norse impressions or are we incoherent? Classic 'Charge!' perhaps?

Shimura: I was thinking 'Fuck 'im up!' is brutally concise and gets the point across. I know it's a little crass, but we're vigilantes, not heroes. We have some liberties.

Spinner: Totally shoulda brought war paint.

Mr. Compress: *tipping his hat* It's been an honor, Vanguard.

Toga: For Mag and Jin!

Spinner: No funerals today, people. We want the hospital, then home.

Dabi: Survive if we can, take them with us if we can't. See you on the other side, morons.

Shimura: *visibly tearing up* I just wanna thank all of you for being the best and worst people I've ever met. Battle stations?

All: Battle stations!

...

Shouto: *hearing the shouting* They're having fun over there.

Deku: Well, I'm not surprised. These are the same people who were invited to crash a high school summer camp and then they did it because they thought it was hilarious.

...

I'm picturing the vibe of a rowdy wolfpack of pissed off vigilantes charging out of the warp gate.

And then Kirishima all:

I have no words to tell you in detail how much I love this fanfic

“You remember when I got so sick a few months back?  When I was in the hospital for, what?  Two weeks?  Three?”

Shouto remembered being woken up in the middle of the night by the sound of strange voices and urgent footsteps in the corridors.  Instinct in the face of potential home invaders drove him to his feet and into the hall where he was confronted by the sight of paramedics swarming around his brother’s door.  Fuyumi was among them, pulling shoes onto her bare feet and answering questions at the same time.  She looked up and saw him, then told him to go back to bed.  He’d asked what was going on, and she only repeated herself.  When they brought Touya down the hall on a gurney, he was watching through a crack in the door.  He had looked so pale and the hand Fuyumi was grasping as they raced by was limp.  He couldn’t remember what had been wrong with him, but the tension that followed in the house clued him in that it was serious this time.  Fuyumi was overextending herself between work and constant trips to the hospital.  Natsuo even came home from college to help her with the housework and they both visited their brother and they took turns on who made dinner at home.  Shouto’s training continued as usual, but every night over dinner, Dad would briefly ask for updates about Touya.  Fuyumi gave short answers filled with forced optimism.  Natsuo actually threw down his chopsticks once and screamed at their father,

“Just go see him!  That’s all he wants!”

...

Read the full story on Ao3: The Summer Camp Ambush Simulation

Based on this comic: Ambush Simulation

Shiggy tearing reminded me of Charlie (hazbin hotel) before the final battle, I love this AU

My Hero Academia: Ambush Simulation AU

The remaining Vanguard members minutes before Final War.

Spinner: So what's the plan? We all put our hands together in the center for one last cliché or are we running out of the warp gate screaming like mad Vikings?

Dabi: I'll run out screaming.

Shimura: Hey, if you wanna blow out your vocal chords for the third time this month, far be it from us to stop you. By the way, if I don't make it back, I promised Eri my dog.

Toga: We're totally coming back alive.

Mr. Compress: Are we shouting a battle cry in our Old Norse impressions or are we incoherent? Classic 'Charge!' perhaps?

Shimura: I was thinking 'Fuck 'im up!' is brutally concise and gets the point across. I know it's a little crass, but we're vigilantes, not heroes. We have some liberties.

Spinner: Totally shoulda brought war paint.

Mr. Compress: *tipping his hat* It's been an honor, Vanguard.

Toga: For Mag and Jin!

Spinner: No funerals today, people. We want the hospital, then home.

Dabi: Survive if we can, take them with us if we can't. See you on the other side, morons.

Shimura: *visibly tearing up* I just wanna thank all of you for being the best and worst people I've ever met. Battle stations?

All: Battle stations!

...

Shouto: *hearing the shouting* They're having fun over there.

Deku: Well, I'm not surprised. These are the same people who were invited to crash a high school summer camp and then they did it because they thought it was hilarious.

...

I'm picturing the vibe of a rowdy wolfpack of pissed off vigilantes charging out of the warp gate.

And then Kirishima all:

LMAO Imagine Shoto trying to sing and Touya is like "shut up, shut up, we are not doing this"

My Hero Academia: Ambush Simulation AU

The remaining Vanguard members minutes before Final War.

Spinner: So what's the plan? We all put our hands together in the center for one last cliché or are we running out of the warp gate screaming like mad Vikings?

Dabi: I'll run out screaming.

Shimura: Hey, if you wanna blow out your vocal chords for the third time this month, far be it from us to stop you. By the way, if I don't make it back, I promised Eri my dog.

Toga: We're totally coming back alive.

Mr. Compress: Are we shouting a battle cry in our Old Norse impressions or are we incoherent? Classic 'Charge!' perhaps?

Shimura: I was thinking 'Fuck 'im up!' is brutally concise and gets the point across. I know it's a little crass, but we're vigilantes, not heroes. We have some liberties.

Spinner: Totally shoulda brought war paint.

Mr. Compress: *tipping his hat* It's been an honor, Vanguard.

Toga: For Mag and Jin!

Spinner: No funerals today, people. We want the hospital, then home.

Dabi: Survive if we can, take them with us if we can't. See you on the other side, morons.

Shimura: *visibly tearing up* I just wanna thank all of you for being the best and worst people I've ever met. Battle stations?

All: Battle stations!

...

Shouto: *hearing the shouting* They're having fun over there.

Deku: Well, I'm not surprised. These are the same people who were invited to crash a high school summer camp and then they did it because they thought it was hilarious.

...

I'm picturing the vibe of a rowdy wolfpack of pissed off vigilantes charging out of the warp gate.

And then Kirishima all:

My Hero Academia: Ambush Simulation AU - Provisional License Exam

Touya finding out Shouto failed the provisional license exam, something he himself had to pass in order to participate in UA's ambush simulation for legal reasons.

Touya: Weren't you going to do some celebrating thing for Shouto passing the exam?

Fuyumi: He didn’t pass.

Touya: *snorts tea through his nose* He fucking what now?

Fuyumi: Touya!

Touya: *coughing/visibly struggling not to laugh* How bad was it?

Fuyumi: *also trying not to laugh but only laughing because he's laughing* This isn’t funny. Stop laughing.

Touya: *cry laughing, high-pitched voice* I’m sorry he didn’t pass, that really sucks. I just wish I could have seen the look on Dad’s face. Did he turn purple?

Fuyumi: No, but he did go into the garden to shoot off 'fireworks.'

Touya: Is that what woke me up?

...

Fuyumi: *on phone with Shouto later* Anyway, that's the story of why Touya is now eating your victory cake. I'll send you the 'sorry, you tried' cupcakes later.

Shouto: That's fine. Thank you anyway.

Fuyumi: Yeah, weird thing is it's red velvet and Touya can't stand red velvet, so this is some diabolical pettiness. *covers phone to yell* Do you have to be such a child? You're gonna make yourself sick and I'm not cleaning it up!

Touya: *distant maniacal cackling*

...

Touya: *on phone with Shouto later* So I just wanted to ask what the hell happened. Aside from Fuyumi ordering both a 'congrats' cake and 'sorry, you tried' cupcakes and totally jinxing it for you.

Shouto: I...kinda ended up fighting with a student from another school.

Touya: ...we're speaking the same language, and yet I still feel like I mistranslated something. You wanna run that by me again?

Shouto: I got into a fight with another student, lost points, and fell below the passing score. ......... Yeah, I can still hear you laughing, Touya.

Touya: *struggling* Okay, so what have we learned?

Shouto: *sighs* Don't get into fights while taking career-important exams.

Touya: Precisely. Only my exact phrasing would have been, 'Don't be a jackass.' Did you win?

Shouto: No, Midoriya split us up before it got too serious.

Touya: What, and you didn't challenge the guy to settle the matter in the parking lot afterward? Who was he anyway? Was it a he? She? Them?

Shouto: He was someone from Shiketsu.

Touya: ...and you didn't start a rumble in the parking lot? Some friends you have.

Shouto: Mr. Aizawa would have stopped us.

Touya: And there's twenty of you and one of him, what's your point?

...

So anyway, even in this AU, Touya is still a brat living in the madness of his own mind. And after the whole incident on top of Machia, that seems pretty on brand for him.

Now I want it

In the Ambush Sim AU, the concept of Touya as a student is really entertaining to me.

Because you know somebody in his class was shitty enough to pick on the disfigured new kid. Only Touya, being the endearing unhinged mess that he is, he's just gonna be a menace right back.

...

First day:

Some kid: *completely unprovoked* Your dad has gotta be the most lame hero on the roster.

Fuyumi: *facepalms, knowing what's coming*

Touya: *violently slides chair over to wannabe bully's desk, plonks his head down on his hands, and grins like a madman way too close to their face* Tell me more! I have no idea who you are, but do you wanna be my friend?

Takes the bully most of the day to lose him.

...

Lunchtime, rooftop.

Touya: Shouldn’t you be eating with your friends?

Fuyumi: They’re not my friends anymore.

Touya: Oh?

Fuyumi:  Because right now, they are graffitiing your desk.

Touya: ...

Fuyumi: I don’t need friends like that.  So it looks like it’ll be just you and me against the world for a couple years.

Touya: ...I thought the graffiti thing only happened in shoujo manga and shit.  That’s so cliché.

Fuyumi: You’re not upset?

Touya: It’s just a desk.

Fuyumi: ...you're plotting something awful, aren't you?

Touya: Is it really 'awful' if it's deserved?

...

Grandma Himura: Welcome home, you two. How did the first day of class go?

Fuyumi: He already has a reputation. And you're probably going to be getting a call from the principal.

Grandma Himura: *not even fazed* What did you do, dear?

Touya: *grinning* I won.

...

Shouto: Were you bullied in high school?

Touya: *look of disbelief* I was a tall, gawky kid with horrific facial scarring and I was a year older than everyone else.  Take a guess.

Fuyumi: It lasted maybe a day. He became known as the kid you didn't mess with real fast, among other things. *turns to Touya* I am still shocked they let you graduate.

Touya:  *smiling*  Good times.