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2 years ago
G/T thought of the day is a borrower not knowing how doors or sinks or other random appliances work and thinking the human they live with is just magic
“So, the giant - guys, listen - the giant goes up to this metal box, called it a toasted oven. He puts in bread, and get this, it comes out brown and warm. I was watching from the mouse hole and I couldn’t believe-“
“The box obviously contains fire, then.”
“No! There were no flames, but twisted metal that glowed red! He’s discovered warmth without fire!”
“By the gods……. the giant is a sorcerer.”
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this would be hilarious
‘oh my god the door opened by itself’
and then the other borrowers calling bs
it becomes a sort of game to watch the human
and come up with the craziest explanations
like the kids see the giant on a phone call
‘they’ve got people stuck in a little glass box’
and then it just… spreads