And Like Three Slices Of Cucumber Thrown Over Top Of It. - Tumblr Posts

[🏮] ⋮ val's rambles .ᐟ vent my mom's toilet clogged sometime before i came downstairs at 6AM‚ but she waited until around 3PM to let me help her take care of it‚ so i had to wade through dookie water as i carried bowl after bowl of shit upstairs to flush in my own bathroom just to get the water level in the toilet low enough to where i could plunge it. so now my entire house smells like sewage! …actually‚ that's not true. the kitchen doesn't smell like sewage. because it smells like rotten eggs. it's also fly-infested‚ which is why i keep having to order in. today i ordered a chef salad and received a container of shredded lettuce with some cheap lunch meat‚ tomato‚ and‚ like‚ three slices of cucumber thrown over top of it. annnd then i spilled the water bottle i was using to wash my hands all over the front of my shirt and also slammed my foot in the door.