And Now The Biggest Slut Out Of All The Gods Is Telling Him Off - Tumblr Posts
4 months ago
To add to this-
“Look at this note your substitute left! Do you care to explain yourselves?!?!”
Bc you can’t convince me that they all aren’t sitting there thinking about how much of a snitch Polyphemus is-
<33
PLEASEEEE you cannot convince me that Poseidon going "in all my years of living, it isn't very often that i get pissed off" isnt the same thing as your elementary teacher going "in my 20 years of teaching, i have never had a less well behaved class".
Tags :
shitpost
epic the musical
epic the ocean saga
epic the musical shitpost
poseidon
it isnt very often that i get pissed off 😒
girl please u sound like u get mad at anyone whos not ur fav for breathing too loudly
honestly dont know how these people make it thru 20 years of teaching
like ur missing the point of being a teacher
nurturing ur students and helping them grow
<prev tags
I know someone is just thinking about how this is the biggest I told you so ever
then he dies 🤗
polyphemus
cyclops saga
epic the cyclops saga
odys just sitting there mad bc he just lost his fav Twink
and now the biggest slut out of all the gods is telling him off
like fuck you bro
he just wants his wife back
Polyphemus is a fucking snitch
and poesidon was just bored that day
bc no way in fuck he actually cared that much-
man famously doesn’t care for his kids
he was just pissy
fuck you poseidon
Polyphemus would be a teachers pet