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14 year old me wondering why the YouTube results for WTC are all about 9/11
I was today old when I discovered WTC means "World Trade Center" and not only "What The Cut"
Du coup description en français vu que seuls les franchies comprendront :’)
Fanart de e-penser avec Tesla, PAS ARISTOTE NON MONSIEUR JE NE FERAIT PAS CETTE BLAGUE. Et un T-shirt Antoine Daniel, y’a pas de raisons qu’il en prenne pas pour son grade au passage.
I was watching etoiles stream yesterday of the tour of the castle but I kept getting so taken out by how absolutely fucking dripless Antoine Daniel is I’m so sorry I can’t take it every single livestream every clip I’ve ever seen of him he is in a fuckass black graphic tshirt and that’s it and next to the fully suited guide and etoiles wearing a respectable green jacket Yknow those people that say please get them brown contact lenses to people with unnaturally blue eyes that’s how I feel about Antoine like someone PLEASE get him a statement piece
Nooooooo the fuckass black graphic tshirt Antoine wears all the time is Etoiles's merch and this tee is so cool :(((( Everytime I see it I'm mad that I don't have one and I find it cute that he wears it a lot
on the front it's a little brain with this written : "Mental Palace, rest house form combative spirits, child of the stars"
And on the back there is a stylized stadium from smash with smokes and balloons ^^
Tbh he has one of the best streamer merch I've seen, especially in france ; the clothes that are on the site are not the best because well, it's the one that didn't sold out, but the others shirts and the other collection was honestly a banger
So on the once hand, Awwwww that's actually so sweet! It's his friends merchhhhhh, I'll be real I wasn't making fun of the t-shirt itself, the stream camera was zoomed out so far I couldn't even see what was on it. I was more making fun of the fact that I as an American don't really visit castles often so the idea of showing up to an ancient relic of history in a t-shirt is kinda funny to me especially seeing the fulled suited up guide next to him. I actually took a look at Etoiles's merch, since I didn't even know he had any more than what I've briefly seen and honestly it's pretty! I can definitely see why it all sold out. That shirt really is cool, I don't speak french so the translation is nice! I never would've guess that kinda poetry from streamer merch lmaooo
On the other hand, I never thought I'd have people showing up to my inbox defending Antoine Daniels drip game, what a time to be alive
French qsmp Headcanons
Firing off some qsmp headcanons because I feel possessed
Since Antoine can canonically change his height he makes himself bigger when hugging people to ensure maximum hug. Like full on crush to his chest enrapture mode. He also picks up Baghera and spins her around because it makes her so happy.
Baghera will often hold the hand of whoever she's walking with and walk in front of them like they're her duckling, the french have long stopped fighting it even though Etoiles still occasionally groans it's stopping him from fightinggggg he needs to be readyyyyy, Bagheraaaaaa (he still won't dare rip his hand away though)
The camera Aypierre gave to Pomme is automatically connected to a machine in his factory, kinda like a cloud backup. Sometimes when he worries about her he'll go into the system and check the last photo taken.
Sometimes when Antoine floats up in meditation, Pomme, instead of floating with him, will crawl into his lap. She wants Attention, give Pomme Attention now please.
To Kameto, Pomme is just a doll the federation made. A toy to have fun with, but ultimately shed when you 'grow up'. He doesn't hate her, but he doesn't understand why the others do so much for her. And watching from afar hasn't helped this mindset.
Hey guys quick question if q!Antoine is a god do you think he gets power from sacrifices no reason just asking I’m not writing anything
“Antoine might be a god of a bygone era, but that does not mean he's completely out of the job. Nor does he forget the few loyal acolytes he holds most dear.
(Or, Pomme accidentally does a ritual sacrifice in her dear old dads name, family bonding!)”
Pommes weird family dynamic fans come get y’all’s juice
it seems I've tripped and fell into a pretty bad mental health spot quick time to rewatch antoines perspective of GTA rpz
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
No matter how seriously you take qsmp nothing will ever match during purgatory when Etoiles wanted his team to win so bad he messaged Antoine on fucking WhatsApp baiting him to respond quickly by implying he was having health problems so he could get him to log onto the server god bless
antoine + étoiles insane moments for ur consideration :] @etoilesbienne @icockeatpanda @jahanmp4
eng transcript below:
[Video Transcript:
(First clip plays.)
Antoine: Look at what’s written in the heart, dude.
Etoiles: Holy shit, it’s you and me, dude!
Antoine: Oh yeah, A + E, dude
(overlapping) Etoiles: Antoine and Etoiles. Dude, holy shiiiit
Etoiles: Hey all that is destiny, dude
Antoine: I’m the one who did it in the hopes of stumbling across it on Geoguessr one day
Etoiles: Fuck, and after all these years you’ve finally realised your objective
Antoine: And yeah, dude….
Etoiles: peepoShy, as we say
(Second clip plays.)
Etoiles: Where are you, Antoine?
Antoine: I’m on— I’m on the blue level of the TDM (Tour de Merde)
Etoiles: Where are you, darling? I’m coming
Antoine: The blue level of the TDM
Florence: No but he’s horny, Rayou, tonight
Bagz: But Rayou— he arrived— he arrived (to the stream) saying, “I’m exhausted’, and he’s really in shape!
Antoine: He just wants to fuck, Rayou, tonight. He wants to fuck so badly tonight
Etoiles: But I said ‘darling’!
(overlapping) Bagz: In ‘Just Fucking’ (as a Twitch stream category)
Etoiles: No but I hate you all, bro
(Third clip plays.)
Antoine: I want to vape but I can’t
Etoiles: Vape my ass, dude
Antoine: Wow, what the fuck? What—
(Fourth clip plays.)
Etoiles: Well I don’t know what my favourite party is, is it the one where we played the capitals game? Or—
Antoine: Or the one where I sucked you off? Oh, no, sorry. No, you were saying? Yeah
Etoiles: That one— that one was crazy
(overlapping) Antoine: Sorry, my bad
(Fifth clip plays.)
Etoiles: Antoine I just looked at the camera, you’re incredibly handsome, dude
Antoine: Really?
Etoiles: Yeah. You have a cool look about you
Zerator: You mean, as opposed to normal?
Etoiles: Yeah, because usually you’re disgusting but here, honestly… I find you very fuckable tonight
Antoine: Well, thanks so much dude
(Sixth clip plays.)
Etoiles: Me, I’ve never cried. The only time I’ve had water on my face is when I’ve showered
Antoine: When I performed a facial on you too, no?
Florence: Oh nooooo. No but I respect it, you guys do what you want
Etoiles: Actually it’s not water it’s sperm
Antoine: In sperm there’s water, dude
(Cuts to a later portion of the same stream.)
Etoiles: Y’know you’re only gross with me, with your other friends you don’t make jokes like that
Antoine: That’s true. I don’t know why I’m like this with you. Maybe I should be asking myself questions, bro. I don’t know!
end Video Transcript.]
man talk your shit i guess
Insuline & Nicotine au ZEVENT 2024
This photo is so funny to me because why does it look like that one aot meme
bringing this post back since Antoine showed up to Etoiles' culture clash in a fucking north face shirt also right next to a fully suited Etoiles again
I was watching etoiles stream yesterday of the tour of the castle but I kept getting so taken out by how absolutely fucking dripless Antoine Daniel is I’m so sorry I can’t take it every single livestream every clip I’ve ever seen of him he is in a fuckass black graphic tshirt and that’s it and next to the fully suited guide and etoiles wearing a respectable green jacket Yknow those people that say please get them brown contact lenses to people with unnaturally blue eyes that’s how I feel about Antoine like someone PLEASE get him a statement piece
Antoine got a single question right after screaming crying failing twice before and the audience fucking exploded lmaoooo
Follow up to this It's the same content but from different POVs and I thought it was just as funny