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》 Dodger the badger is always on the run. Reason being that he paid a hypnotist to make him excel at self-preservation. It starts out effective but soon to regret it upon realizing his body will literally never rest until it finds itself a safe place.

If he feels that death is near, his fur tufts straighten, then his feet starts moving on its own prompted by pure panic, and runs away.

Common gag is that his feet manage to outrun the thing he is running from, but the upper torso is left behind. Most likely being viciously attacked by the very threat. When there's a commotion, he is first to say "run" out loud.

In a memorable roleplay, it is tested that even asleep, he would sprint away if ever his fur tufts are raise in any way. He sucks at catching stuffs since his body automatically avoids any oncoming projectile, regardless of its incapability of harm.