Ava Agent - Tumblr Posts
Agent Smith and Victim as Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens
OOOOR, as Manuel Belgrano and San Martín
May or may not be inspired from real life incorrect quote time!
Yellow: Make sure to wash your hands, with soap this time.
Red: Got it!
*Red goes over to the sink and starts squirting dish soap on his hands.*
Yellow: … I meant HAND soap, Red.
Red: What’s the difference?! It’s all just soap!
Yellow: The HAND soap is for your HANDS. Is it that hard?
Blue, walking into the room: Is this why we kept running out of dish soap recently?
Red: IT’S JUST SOAP.
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Dark: I wonder what would happen if someone fell down the stairs?
Chosen: How about we find out?
Dark: Pfft- Do you really think you could push me down those stairs?
Chosen: I was going to suggest that you jump down the stairs but hey, that works too.
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Ballista, stuck outside the door: Let me in! Let me in!
Hazard: I’m pushing on the door, but it wouldn’t open! It’s locked over on his side!
Agent: ….
Agent: The door opens the other way you morons.
Primal: I say we just leave it outside.