My Parents Place The Hand Soap Near The Dish Soap IN THE SAME LOOKING BOTTLE - Tumblr Posts

May or may not be inspired from real life incorrect quote time!

Yellow: Make sure to wash your hands, with soap this time.

Red: Got it!

*Red goes over to the sink and starts squirting dish soap on his hands.*

Yellow: … I meant HAND soap, Red.

Red: What’s the difference?! It’s all just soap!

Yellow: The HAND soap is for your HANDS. Is it that hard?

Blue, walking into the room: Is this why we kept running out of dish soap recently?

Red: IT’S JUST SOAP.

_______________

Dark: I wonder what would happen if someone fell down the stairs?

Chosen: How about we find out?

Dark: Pfft- Do you really think you could push me down those stairs?

Chosen: I was going to suggest that you jump down the stairs but hey, that works too.

_____________________

Ballista, stuck outside the door: Let me in! Let me in!

Hazard: I’m pushing on the door, but it wouldn’t open! It’s locked over on his side!

Agent: ….

Agent: The door opens the other way you morons.

Primal: I say we just leave it outside.