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okay, SO... 💅

i've started hanging out with one of my coworkers more. he's super chill, but i didn't know how or when to break the fart barrier. i'm pretty okay with letting them fly, since they're usually all bark and no bite. and, honestly, that whole body flush and squeaking out the sweetest "pardon me!" after ripping goliath ass is the fucking best. i just hadn't really had to urge to let one go while he was around.

until yesterday, at least. we'd driven around to go leaf peeping, and decided we wanted ice cream. we split a pint of ben and jerry's in a park and ride. i'm not super lactose intolerant, but dairy does tend to cause some light seismic activity in the anal region for me. it had been long enough without any rear end rumbles that i felt safe enough to hop into the backseat with him.

i farted the second he pulled my hips flush to his. directly in his lap. and, FUCK, it was powerful. it was one of those deafening, airy, quick blasts. it had me looking over my shoulder in genuine surprise. i felt it split my ass in half. a gust that easily could’ve, and probably did, ruffle my skirt. i thought the spreading heat that followed was coming from my cunt. y'know, since i'm a degenerate. but it was from my chatty ass.

the worst part? his hands were on my ass. he heard it, felt it, and—not soon after—smelt it. and it stank. i nervously broke the kiss to mumble my apologies and embarrassed “excuse me’s”. i expected to immediately be taken home. surprisingly, though, he just laughed it off.

“jesus! i felt that. damn, good one! whew! it stinks, though. good lord, lemme crack a window. you’re gonna fog ‘em up if I don’t. ice cream’s got something to say, doesn’t it? you’re adorable when you’re polite, by the way.”

so, i spent the night ripping deep, window-fogging ass while he throughly enjoyed my embarrassment and manners. we both discovered some new kinks that night. i can die happily now.

i knew you’d eat this up. love you! - 🫧

how does it feel to be living MY DREAM!!!!!!!! HUH??!!!!! god the fact that he had such a good reaction to it 🥹 you love to see it! and the fact that yall continued even in your gassy state?? 👀 where are yall finding these men 😭😭 this is such a cute story 🫧 thank you for sharing!