Bakchodi - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

To come home from an exciting day and NOT CRYYYY??!! AND SLEEP PEACEFULLY??

My autistic ass could never 🫡🫡

Whyyyyyy do my guy friends have extremely beautiful voluptuous lips, eyebrows, eyelashes, fuckinggg whyyyy?!

And I look like a sad druggie 🥸 at anytime of the day

Life's so unfair man

The only fucking red flag of mine is that I care too much.

Ab nhi kr rhi care mei, jisko jitna Babu Shona, are u ok dear? Mila Mila..ab seedhe fuck off se baatein shuru hongi

Jai hooo🙏

Imagine giving exams right after u have had your games period..bhaiiii those red faces with hair drenched in sweat-tap water combo. That sweat running down your forearms slipping on your sheet. Ommggg torture lol 😭😭😭😭

I'm just waiting for someone to go through my blog and then hopelessly fall in love with me 🐥

Peak intimacy? Talking abt constipation, loose motions and anything gross and stomach related

When u try to answer texts half awake , u get this , ye kya h mujhe khud nhi pata 😭😭

When u reach this stage of friendship there's no going back 😭😭😭😭

Bro was missing her ex, so I comforted bro. Bro then sent me a video of him and his ex aur maa kasam Bhai that video called out my touch starved bodyyy 😭😭😭😭

( legit, no guy has ever even hugged me)

Khana khate wakt shinchan dekhna supremacy>>>>😤😤😤

Arre bahar se bhaiya k dost aa rhe hain, jldi se full pant pehen leti hu, kahi wo mere pair k Baal dekh k jealous na ho jaye 🤧🤧

I love how desiblr wale call our mutuals "moots" like yes!! Susu ho tum log

Only protein (asli) vala doodh can fix me.

Nothing excites me more than desi p___

Tumblr pe ek taraf cute cats dusri taraf cute pussies.... dharam sankat!!!!

Ek passionate BJ toh mai bhi deserve krta hu...!

Tumblr is that girl who looks cute and innocent par andar se katai haramii hai.

Yeh make out kaha milta hai thoda sa chaiye tha