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bullshit 7
obligatory extras and full under cut (you'd be not so very shocked to know I'm in other fandoms)
yes, this entry in the bullshit series did have the "new merch" comic but i decided to split the two last minute lol (how professional of me oooo)
*cough cough*
@askbaldisbasicsboi Thicc please don't pose nude for an Art class full of Children. You can still do it with Principal though. I just don't want a bud of mine to get their teaching license revoked.
Ms.Bria: hey thic baldi, Im the art teacher here and was wondering if you would like to join my art class one day? Dont worry you arent a child so no grades but you get free snacks XD
thicc: that or i can pose for the nudes~
Talia: Say hello to professor Fishlips. He is married to a garbage can
Admin E: He is Barnaby Baldi Baldimore or Triple B. He is married to his wife, Susanne or Susan for short
Talia: He is two hundred and ninety nine
Admin E: He is around 27
Talia: He is blind and needs to wear glasses.
Admin E: She isn't wrong, but he generally wears contacts. Otherwise he wears old time glasses.
Talia: He also teaches math.
Admin E: All types of math. Basic, Algebra, Geometry, Arithmetic, Pre Calculus, Calculus, or at least the math I was taught.
Talia: He is also a Part Time Driving Instructor.
Admin E: Yeah that's true.
I PAUSED IT AT THE RIGHT TIME AAAAAGAHASHRHFJDJD
What a. Guy
Btw before you ask the apple on his shirt/vest pocket is a pin not a sewed on design
