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@askbaldisbasicsboi Thicc please don't pose nude for an Art class full of Children. You can still do it with Principal though. I just don't want a bud of mine to get their teaching license revoked.
Ms.Bria: hey thic baldi, Im the art teacher here and was wondering if you would like to join my art class one day? Dont worry you arent a child so no grades but you get free snacks XD
thicc: that or i can pose for the nudes~
Sign Petition to End Baldi Suffrage
TAG: Okay so this is a joke, just to see how many Baldi's actually know what Suffrage means. I've seen this on a video in my government and politics class who had a guy ask girls if they wanted to end women's suffrage. The joke is to find the people who are actually smart. And I have the first two who responded
No:
@ask-the-bald-guy
Yes:
@baldisfieldtrip
@ask-chibi-baldi
baldi boi
I shouldn’t have put that much effort in this bald demon looking ass (eventhough he’s not fully bald) but I’m not regret it either
As much as I would love an angsty Baldi-Alex dynamic, I think it’d be infinitely funnier if Alex just acted like a functioning person when in the presence of Baldi. It’s not out of compassion or kindness, he just thinks it’s… Interesting? Funny? Whatever the word for “Doing random stuff then seeing what happens” is. And it’s not like he’s sparing any violence, since while he’s acting “functional” he’s also enabling Baldi’s violent tendencies. Ruining lives good for you! You don’t need to be the one comitting the crime to ruin someone’s life afterall…
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I guess you could say his life was “nulled”…
Susan: BALDI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Baldi: Oh hey, Susy! You were late so I got bored.
BBAU doodles in my math notebook, I forgot they were here. (feat. shitty language skills)
@that-there-is-a-wierd0 I know you were joking with that one drawing but you could not be any closer to the truth 😭 I got asked on Twitter to make a relationship chart and this is what I got.
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OMFG SHE CRYYYING NOOOOO OMG. 😦
how is playtime
