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Showcasing some old fan-made designs of children in FNaF AR: Special Delivery designs with Chocolate Jeremy and Easter Bianca based off of Chocolate and Easter Bonnie I made back in the good old days. Plus, some funny mini comic doodles I made just for fun. Happy Easter 2023 everyone and hope y'all have a great hunt for those chocolate eggs!
They should normalize lobotomies again because boy I'd be a great candidate for one.
Best exchange ever!!!!
#get wrecked ↳ The Clone Wars 5x9
alien: So what did you specialise in?
human: adaptation.
alien: Adap- you can't do that. Adaptation is meant for the PROCESS of specialisation. You can't SPECIALISE in adaptation.
human: Sure I did. I'm actually the apex predator in every surface inch of my native planet.
alien: And every species you classify as human is capable of producing viable young? Where would the mixed-adaptation offspring even live?
human: Anywhere they want, really. External, genetic climate modifications are largely just for the aesthetics these days.
alien: What about temperatures? Could a human adapted to the coldest climate just move to the hottest region, or vice versa, and survive?
human: Oh yeah they do that a lot. They'll need to be taught how to properly equip proper tools, clothing and shelter maintenance in order to keep themselves to tolerable temperatures, but yeah.
alien: Tools and maintenance?
human: Yeah, there's machines that can make hot air cold, and cold air hot, so while outdoor survival is only possible temporarily, it's possible to make housing structures that are comfortable in any climate.
alien: I don't... I don't think that counts as "adaptation". That's not what natural adaptation means.
human: Actually humans don't consider it "natural" either. We kind of consider ourselves separate from other nature.
alien: Well that sure explains SOME human behaviour, but... That's not natural adaptation. That's not how any of this works.
human: Nah it works quite well. We've specialised in making tools and machines for adaptation.
alien: That's not how it works.
human: Nuh-uh. Is too.
alien: Are you SURE you're not specialised in being exhausting to deal with?
human: Well actually I'm a pursuit predator as well, so literally yes.
Mr Darcy: “I’m not going to another Ball.”
Mr Bingley: “I heard Elizabeth Bennet is attending.”
Mr Darcy:
insta: books.read.in.nooks
The Acolyte Incorrect Quotes
Credits to @tourmaline-dream (x)
Haha another HC!!!
So, yes, I love SKZ. They are hilarious, lovable, adorable angels (or maybe demons, idk). Anyhoo… Stray Kids with Quirks. Because yes, yes, yes, and YOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Bang Chan: Half-Wolf. He has wolf ears and a tail, and can transform into full wolf when protective or angry.
Lee Know: Caterwaul. He can speak in the Cat Language™️, and understand cats perfectly.
Changbin: Muscle: He can build up muscle 2-3x faster than the average person.
Hyunjin: Starstrike. He has the ability to mesmerize anyone with a single glance, but this only works on three people at a time.
Han: Squirrel. He can do pretty much anything a squirrel can. He’s fast, has good balance, has LOTS of energy, and is adorable.
Felix: Sunshine. He can make rays of sunlight from his eyes, hands, and feet. Basically lasers. Also, his freckles glow in the dark.
Seungmin: Savagery. His sarcasm and snark are just outlets of this quirk. His fighting ability stems from his trash talk, so the better the quip, the more powerful the punch.
Jeongin: Maknae On Top. He’s kinda like Shinsou, but his mind control works better when he’s fighting low-intelligence thugs or 300+ IQ Final Bosses™️.
I wholly believe that I could have a sitcom. Why? My life is both crappy and hilarious at the same time, also known as ✨️peak comedy✨️.
Characters include 1, Me: Asexual Teen Blogger Beginning Cosplayer Homeschooler, 2, My Weirdass Besties: A. Pansexual Gymnast with Mommy Issues, B. Heterosexual Dragon Enthusiast Introvert, and C. Genderfluid Chinese K-pop Stan who loves the band Ghost, 3, My Parents: Business Director Mom who is divorcing my Dad, ADHD DnD DM who is allergic to cats and yet pets every cat he sees, and 4, my Grandma: Old Christian lady who used to be a Seamstress who laughs at my mom and my sex jokes.
And featuring Siblings: Anger Issues Gamer who is currently obsessed with FNAF, and Feral Cat How To Train Your Dragon Obsessive Sociopath who has a hyperfixation on Squishmallows.
I need a title.
MY BROTHER JUST SCREAMED "MEDS!" AND RAN HEADFIRST INTO MY ELBOW. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO FALL OFF THE SIDE OF THE BED AND SING THE FNAF THEME.
we then had to convince my mom to let me shitpost abt it on Tumblr.
just imgaine deku pulled up to the fight with bakugo wearing these because he wanted to be funny
and then it just gets so awkward when he turns around after talking about how Deku got his power
Dazai: Don’t you think 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Dazai: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
Chuuya: ...
None of my friends really watch bsd sooo...any 1 wanna be friends 👀 lmao
What a normal weekend... In a public bath..-
Not in front of Inside.
They are just best friends (or they pretend to)
Angel!!
What are you doingggg!!!!OMAGAAAA YOU BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE!!
Reminds me of that one short video skit, from the youtuber stanzi
Omg this is SUCH a grandma thing. She’s totally okay with them being queer, she’s just upset that she can’t feed them her world-famous ham.
“Honey, you’re so thin! Are you eating enough at home? I really don’t agree with this whole ‘vegetarian’ thing, I’m worried about my grandbaby not getting enough protein!!!”
comic 1: doggy
Fern will definitely learn not to mess with a random dog now (probably not). I will probably take this comic down if I get too scared of getting famous but still interact with this if you wanna it won't scare me away.
Comic 2: hopsital TW: implied blood and hospitals!
Rowan get off the skateboard and do ur homework!!!1!!1!1! (Anyway yeah this is quite a short one lol).
comic 3: ginger
Them goshdarn gingers!
My username is 24 letters long. That's crazy. Why did I do that??