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He wouldn't let this prank slide.
Crosshair: Could I have a moment alone with him?
Rest of the batch: *nods and leaves*
Crosshair, turning towards the casket: Listen you little shit, I know you’re not dead.
Tech: Obviously.
I feel like Tech and Crosshair would have that kind of dynamic where Crosshair would just be talking shit and Tech would be like “please do not involve me in this drama” but Crosshair ignores him and keeps going, and then Tech says something SO out of pocket (but true) about the person Crosshair is talking shit about that even Crosshair is like “okay you might not be wrong but that wasn’t very nice…”
New headcanons for tbb Tech & Crosshair the twins:
- Tech & Crosshair are twins
- They fight a lot ( only in their room )
- Tech likes info dumping to Crosshair just to annoy him
- Both were made at the same time
- They fight about random stuff ( ex; who was jinxed first etc. )
- Crosshair’s a virgin while Tech’s not ( don’t ask me )
- they hold hands sometimes
- they hug each other when sleeping
- Tech is older by 0.000000000003 seconds than Crosshair
- they mixed up Tech and Wrecker’s numbers so now Tech is 9902 and Wrecker is 9903
-Crosshair prefers to be quiet while Tech usually enjoys talking about many things ( ex. Space, how the ship works, etc. )
- Their both good at shooting ( long and short range )
- They can easily learn about different languages ( but Crosshair is a bit slower )
- They can also do calculations quickly ( But Tech can do it in his head while Crosshair needs to write it down to be able to calculate it )
- Tech is stronger than Crosshair and one time carried him in a mission ( cuz he got hurt ) and Tech told him that he weighed like a medium sized pot full of soil with 2 small plants inside, which kinda sounds heavy but it's not
- They both can draw well ( but not as well as Hunter ), while Tech drawing the mechanism of a ship once and Crosshair drawing a sketch of Omega when he was bored ( I'll show the drawing on my next post, not Tech's tho I can't properly draw a spaceship )
And that’s it for now
I’ll update it when I think of more stuff
I like to imagine that Tech and Crosshair both have long ass stuffed toys
Like Tech having a banana one and Crosshair having a cat one, which doesn’t make sense
But it’s funny :)
Spooky twins spooky twins spooky twins
Happy spooky month everyone
Tech: I'll explain.
Crosshair: Is this an offer?
Tech: This is a threat.
An old piece that I started back when I first started the Bad Batch! I finally finished it up today to celebrate s3 coming out tomorrow!
Enjoy some batch twins with the starter Pokemon I thought fit them! (I do have a small story as to why Tech has Serperior and Crosshair has Sceptile)