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Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Merlin: Depends on how long you've been following me.
“What do you want from me?” Arthur demanded. “Have you come here for revenge?” “No, but that would have been a good second option,” the ghost said. “I’ll keep it in mind. In actuality, I’ve come to haunt you.” Arthur couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “Haunt me? Isn’t that the same?” “No, not really.” “Yes, it is.” “No, it isn’t.” “I don’t have to stay awake to listen to this.”
Gwaine: If you had to pick between saving Arthur's life and all the money in my wallet, which would you choose?
Merlin: How much is in your wallet?
Gwaine: 54 cents.
Merlin: ...
Merlin: I'll take the 54 cents.
Reincarnation scenario:
Gwaine discovers that Walmart sells 4-inch pies for $0.74. Merlin has to physically drag him from the store.
Arthur: Is that blasted trumpet music supposed to help me sleep?
Merlin: No.
Merlin: It's to build character.
Random person: I saw your manservant practicing magic.
Arthur: That's terrible.
Arthur: Have you had your vision tested recently? Our court physician gives free eye exams.
Leon: So, what’s your costume for Halloween this year?
Arthur: I’m dressing up as an idiot.
Merlin, walking in: Hey, Arthur, here are those clothes you wanted to borrow.
"Colin Morgan" is a grave desecrator, liar, and stalker. Arthur is also certain he knows him from somewhere.
Gwaine, talking to Merlin on the phone: This is the worst idea you've ever come up with.
Gwaine: I'll be over there in ten minutes.
Arthur: I wouldn't want to be in your shoes, Merlin
Merlin: Now that you mention it, they are pinching a little
Arthur: I need a favor
Merlin: I’ve got a shovel, a disguise, and an alibi. Which do you want?
Merlin: I'm going to level with you.
Arthur: Well, it's about time! What's going on?
Merlin: I have no idea.
Arthur : I can't imagine what Morgana is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
They say you can hear what goes on around you while in a coma. This is what Merlin heard.
Why not tell a king what to do. Merlin did
Not to tell a king what to do but I think it's time for King Arthur to come back now.
