Because I Think About A Strong Gruff Scottish Accent - Tumblr Posts

I know it’s different in the books & games but I live and die for the idea that Vesemir is like Mr Shadwell in Good Omens, so when Jaskier first meets him it’s like:

vesemir: ah, so you’re the laddie geralt couldn’t shut up about.

geralt: *blushing furiously* vesemir, please.

jaskier: *proudly* yes, sir witcher, that would be me, julian alfred pankratz at your servi—

vesemir: are you a witch?

jaskier: excuse me?

vesemir: *suspiciously eyeing jaskier* did you ensorcell our geralt?

jaskier: *confused & scandalized* n-no, of course not-

vesemir: how many nipples do you have?

jaskier: WHAT??!

geralt: *buries his face in his hands in the background*

vesemir: *strictly* nipples, laddie, how many?

jaskier: …two?