Because I'm Very Easy To Please Simple - Tumblr Posts
7 months ago
He's Toxic, but Fine.

GOD DAMN IS HE FINE!!

(He's literally a nazi skinhead.)

But GODDAMN!! LOOK AT HIM!!

(Literally hates and kills minorities.)

BUT DAMN!! HE'S SUCH A SNACK!!

(Literally so toxic, he could poison you to death just by speaking one word at the dinner table.)

BUT ZAMN!! HE'S SO FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!! π«π¦π©π¦
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wreedcultpists(posts)
American History X
Derek Vinyard
edward norton
zamn he fine
zaddy af
hear me out
i can fix him
no guys i totally can trust
he may be a nazi but LOOK AT HIM!!
why are my standards so impossibly low you may ask?
because i'm very easy to please simple
heβs so FINE
i want him
i desire him carnally
lemme ride
i see all red flags and willingly choose to ignore them
don't save me i don't wanna be saved
shoutout j cole
love me these heavily rose-tinted glasses for all my suspicious fictional crushes