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11 months ago

Shou Tucker: Anime vs. Live Action

Shou Tucker: Anime Vs. Live Action

So I'm sure you've all heard of Shou Tucker before right? Evil bastard who turned his own daughter into a chimera? Yeah, that's the one.

So I bet you're thinking; there's absolutely no way you'd ever, EVER, be attracted to this walking red flag...

...And that's where you might possibly be wrong!

Because allow me to introduce to you...the DILF that is Shou Tucker from the Live Action movie no one cared about!

Shou Tucker: Anime Vs. Live Action

Yeah, pretty fine ain't he? A true, true DILF. And somehow the best character from that mess of a movie.

(Yes, Shou Tucker is in fact the most well-written and charismatic character from that movie. They messed it up THAT badly!)


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11 months ago

Happy burn your house down day y'all!

Happy Burn Your House Down Day Y'all!
Happy Burn Your House Down Day Y'all!
Happy Burn Your House Down Day Y'all!
Happy Burn Your House Down Day Y'all!
Happy Burn Your House Down Day Y'all!

In celebration of Certified FMA day, I'mma be working hard to cook up some amazing stuff for y'all!

What I have planned:

-Roy Mustang Sketch

-Long ass Wreed fanfic

God, I love this show so much!!


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11 months ago

The results for round 5 are in! As per usual, talley time:

Rankings, in order from 1-6:

Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Soldier Boy (The Boys)

John Price (Call of Duty)

Kishibe (Chainsaw Man)

John Watson (BBC Sherlock)

Jotaro Kujo (JJBA)

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The winner of round 5, with a juicy 33% of votes for him is Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist!

The Results For Round 5 Are In! As Per Usual, Talley Time:

Congratulations FMA fans, y'all finally got a character to win one of these polls!! :D

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The loser of this round, with only 5.7% of votes for him is Jotaro Kujo from JJBA!

The Results For Round 5 Are In! As Per Usual, Talley Time:

Okay guys, I know the hype for JJBA has been very stagnant as of late, but lower than John Watson?? From BBC Sherlock??!

Terrible, absolute atrocity.

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And my personal winner for this round goes to Kishibe from Chainsaw Man!

The Results For Round 5 Are In! As Per Usual, Talley Time:

I do love me a good GILF, that's for real.

Anyway, that's all. Can't wait to see y'all in round 6! The last round before the finale!! 😁

Round 5!

Round 5!
Round 5!
Round 5!
Round 5!
Round 5!
Round 5!

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11 months ago

Results for round 6 are in! And I can't lie, it was very obvious how two-sided this poll was. But anyway, time to talley:

Rankings, in order from 1-6:

Sousuke Aizen (Bleach)

Zuko (ATLA)

Anton Chigurh (No Country For Old Men)

Dutch van der Linde (Red Dead Redemption)

El Indio (A Few Dollars More)

Lou Bloom (Nightcrawler)

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The winner of this round, with a big ol' 37% of votes for him, is Sousuke Aizen from Bleach!

Results For Round 6 Are In! And I Can't Lie, It Was Very Obvious How Two-sided This Poll Was. But Anyway,

Good job buddy! (I hate you for turning this poll into a Zuko vs. you battle with your seductive twinkiness.)

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The loser, with a damaging 0.8% votes for him, is Lou Bloom!

Results For Round 6 Are In! And I Can't Lie, It Was Very Obvious How Two-sided This Poll Was. But Anyway,

Are you kidding me right now guys? Jake Gyllenhaal only had 1 vote this round?? JAKE GYLLENHAAL??! WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE'S EYES?!?!

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And my personal winner for this round is El Indio from A Few Dollars More, (although I love pretty much every character here. Except Aizen.)

Results For Round 6 Are In! And I Can't Lie, It Was Very Obvious How Two-sided This Poll Was. But Anyway,

And that's it, see y'all in the FINALE!! LET'S GOOOOOOO!!! 😁😁😁😁😁

Round 6!

Round 6!
Round 6!
Round 6!
Round 6!
Round 6!
Round 6!

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11 months ago

He's Toxic, but Fine.

He's Toxic, But Fine.

GOD DAMN IS HE FINE!!

He's Toxic, But Fine.

(He's literally a nazi skinhead.)

He's Toxic, But Fine.

But GODDAMN!! LOOK AT HIM!!

He's Toxic, But Fine.

(Literally hates and kills minorities.)

He's Toxic, But Fine.

BUT DAMN!! HE'S SUCH A SNACK!!

He's Toxic, But Fine.

(Literally so toxic, he could poison you to death just by speaking one word at the dinner table.)

He's Toxic, But Fine.

BUT ZAMN!! HE'S SO FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!! πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ˜©πŸ’¦


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11 months ago

I'm creating a new series (for posts on my account.)

Essentially, I tend to get drawn into a lot of things and fandoms that I then hyper-fixate on at random intervals of time. Some last for months, some last for weeks, some even last years, maybe even a day or two (although I deem that highly unplauseable for me.)

But anyway, to skip straight to the point; I'll be making a weekly series on my account where during the beginning of a new week, I post the current hyper-fixation I'm having on that current day, which will probably mostly be just Jujutsu Kaisen and Fullmetal Alchemist because those are my biggest brainworms by far for this year. But you never know; regardless, I'll see you all tomorrow to post my fixation for the day!

It'll be fun!!


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11 months ago

My Tumblr has been accessed by a ghost.

So I was scrolling through tumblr like regular people do y'know, and as I was scrolling, I went to go check my blog. But here's the thing, the name had been changed; instead of "wreedenthusiast" like it normally is, it was "cruel enthusiast".

Now I don't know if some kind of hacker is getting into my account or whatnot, perhaps messing with me, but I do find this experience to be incredibly spooky.

Shit's weird man, if this is a ghost, why me tho? What'd I do? I ain't got no idea.

Anyway, I think that's all. I'll update this if I ever have another spooky encounter like this again with the ghost/hacker in my Tumblr account.


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11 months ago

Alternative Ending to the FMA Wreed Sewer Fight.

Wrath: Now then...how many times shall I kill you before you remain dead?

*Wrath grabs him by the neck and starts choking it*

Greed: Guuhhhh...h-harder daddy~!

Wrath: Nice try, but I'm much too young for you.

Greed: ....What.

Wrath: Old ass motherfucker.

Alternative Ending To The FMA Wreed Sewer Fight.

(^This was supposed to be a GIF, but this is waaayyy funnier.)


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