He's Toxic, But Fine.

He's Toxic, but Fine.

GOD DAMN IS HE FINE!!

(He's literally a nazi skinhead.)

But GODDAMN!! LOOK AT HIM!!

(Literally hates and kills minorities.)

BUT DAMN!! HE'S SUCH A SNACK!!

(Literally so toxic, he could poison you to death just by speaking one word at the dinner table.)

BUT ZAMN!! HE'S SO FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!! 😫💦😩💦

just had a quick peek at your blog. sending a pipe bomb directly to your brain through the psychic freeway rn

B-B-But why?….what could I have POSSIBLY DONE TO DESERVE THI-

(I deserve this.)

EXPLODES!!! 😟🤯🤯💥💥

The results for round 5 are in! As per usual, talley time:

Rankings, in order from 1-6:

Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Soldier Boy (The Boys)

John Price (Call of Duty)

Kishibe (Chainsaw Man)

John Watson (BBC Sherlock)

Jotaro Kujo (JJBA)

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The winner of round 5, with a juicy 33% of votes for him is Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist!

Congratulations FMA fans, y'all finally got a character to win one of these polls!! :D

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The loser of this round, with only 5.7% of votes for him is Jotaro Kujo from JJBA!

Okay guys, I know the hype for JJBA has been very stagnant as of late, but lower than John Watson?? From BBC Sherlock??!

Terrible, absolute atrocity.

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And my personal winner for this round goes to Kishibe from Chainsaw Man!

I do love me a good GILF, that's for real.

Anyway, that's all. Can't wait to see y'all in round 6! The last round before the finale!! 😁

Round 5!

That’s some crazy coincidence right there! Lucky you!

FMA fans wtf happened on Oct 3rd????

Cause I kid you not I’ve never seen FMA/FMAB or even been remotely spoiled for it. Yet somehow today literally out of NOWHERE something made me decide to finally start watching FMAB. TODAY??!! October 3rd?

I decide to open tag to see that it’s apparently the most holy day in the FMA fandom??? It’s like the universe set me on track??

‘If you’re doing this, you’ve got to do it right’

You know what? You're actually right about something; I did assume that you were trying to frame me when you truly might've just tried to state your opinion on the matter, even if you were still very condescending and rude about it, as well with your apology I might add. Still, I apologize for that at least, I know when I'm wrong about something, so sorry for going in on you so hard.

But yeah, I think it's best if we bury the hatchet here and never see each other again. Because frankly, I don't want to.

Goodnight to you.

Alright, let's put this possibly nonexistent debate to rest.

I feel and can relate to this so much, it's actually prolly a little bit sad. 😔

Uuuughhhhh I need mutuals who like the weird obscure stuff I like ughhhhh I need more people to talk to