He's Toxic, But Fine.

He's Toxic, but Fine.

GOD DAMN IS HE FINE!!

(He's literally a nazi skinhead.)

But GODDAMN!! LOOK AT HIM!!

(Literally hates and kills minorities.)

BUT DAMN!! HE'S SUCH A SNACK!!

(Literally so toxic, he could poison you to death just by speaking one word at the dinner table.)

BUT ZAMN!! HE'S SO FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!! 😫💦😩💦

Respectfully, I don't believe you in the slightest!

You're trying to backpedal on your true feelings from earlier by giving me this fake act of "it's all chill bro" now. But it's not! It really ain't at all!

What you did was assist an asshole in framing me as some sort of angry villain online and try to act like you're the ones in the right here. But you're not! Neither of you are, and if it's not already obvious why, well...I truly don't have anything else to tell you then.

Nice try at attempting to manipulate me and everyone else seeing this "drama" though.

Alright, let's put this possibly nonexistent debate to rest.

BONUS ROUND! Rank all the losers from previous rounds and maybe I'll add the two highest votes to the final round.

Results for round 6 are in! And I can't lie, it was very obvious how two-sided this poll was. But anyway, time to talley:

Rankings, in order from 1-6:

Sousuke Aizen (Bleach)

Zuko (ATLA)

Anton Chigurh (No Country For Old Men)

Dutch van der Linde (Red Dead Redemption)

El Indio (A Few Dollars More)

Lou Bloom (Nightcrawler)

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The winner of this round, with a big ol' 37% of votes for him, is Sousuke Aizen from Bleach!

Good job buddy! (I hate you for turning this poll into a Zuko vs. you battle with your seductive twinkiness.)

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The loser, with a damaging 0.8% votes for him, is Lou Bloom!

Are you kidding me right now guys? Jake Gyllenhaal only had 1 vote this round?? JAKE GYLLENHAAL??! WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE'S EYES?!?!

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And my personal winner for this round is El Indio from A Few Dollars More, (although I love pretty much every character here. Except Aizen.)

And that's it, see y'all in the FINALE!! LET'S GOOOOOOO!!! 😁😁😁😁😁

Round 6!

Okay, so I know I said I would put the top two votes in the final round, but I really don't wanna add BBC Sherlock so I'mma just toss him aside and add Wrath instead. Cause I'm just biased like that 😛

BONUS ROUND! Rank all the losers from previous rounds and maybe I'll add the two highest votes to the final round.

I feel and can relate to this so much, it's actually prolly a little bit sad. 😔

Uuuughhhhh I need mutuals who like the weird obscure stuff I like ughhhhh I need more people to talk to