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Prosecutor Blackquill,

Assume you were at a bar or diner and engaged in a debate that threatens to spill over into violence. How would you diffuse such a scenario? If push comes to shove, how would you handle the ensuing brawl?

Having served time in prison, you're likely no stranger to unprompted fisticuffs. There must be something you can impart, even if it's just some amusing anecdotes to serve as an example.

(That is, if you did not stoke the flames to begin with for a laugh. Not that I would assume such a thing.)

Sincerly,

A Wayward Stranger

Wayward Reader,

Intriguing. There were, as a matter of fact, several times when I did indeed stoke the flames for a laugh. It is quite amusing to do so, and fairly easy as well. What is more difficult is fanning the flames so others are fighting, but do not take swings at yourself, implying that it is another opinion, or stating the things they do in fact say, but only behind closed doors. If I feel that something should, instead, be diffused, it would depend on what the conversation is about, but making the other person feel as though they are listened to and their opinion is valid is key. I may still state my disagreement, but I would wish for the other party to feel as though they have been heard, given a fair chance to speak, and is still respected despite the fact that I believe them to be wrong. I may have no respect for them at all, but we are deescalating. There are topics I will not do this for, but as a general rule, people wish to be heard, and shutting them down will only anger them further.

As for how to handle unprompted fights, I find that going for weak, less protected points are the best option. People go for the face rather readily, and it is indeed venerable, the nose in particular. Other weak points include the gut, groin, and instep. There are more still, but those are the most obvious, and while they are often more protected, it is harder to protect all at once. If you are not experienced in fighting, then there will be a learning curve. There is also stance, balance and size to keep in mind, but those are considerably harder to discuss over a text-based platform.

As for anecdotes, I have several, most notable is the time I pressed that fool Engarde into a violent rage by giving my honest thoughts on his show. Tripe, and inferior to it's predecessors. fanning his rage continued, I particularly liked when I said I wouldn't pay a nickel for his performance. In his rage, he came at me with a good deal of adrenaline, but distinct lack of foresight. I dodged, and he happened to barrel right into one Furio Tigre. The results were quite enjoyable to watch.

Amused,

-Simon Blackquill