Zalgo - Tumblr Posts
Zalgo The Destructor (Or unsilly one)
Lazareth and Smile Dog doodles
(And a bit of Zalgo)
What does Zalgo do in Silly Pasta? And how much of a threat is he to the other silly pastas?
Form cults to influence and conquer the world so he could freely fuck around with it with no one there to stop him.
And to think how much of a threat he is to the silly pastas he will play around them like toys to corrupt and terrorize people but fortunately Dina, The Onlooker, and all the other Celestial/Divine and Eldritch entities are there to keep watch on him (If they can interefere or help in time).
ANOTHER ART COLLAB WITH @calibornlord
XE DREW SHADOWLURKER AND I DREW ZALGO
THEY ARE BEING EVIL
I laughed at this more than I'd care to admit.
A Pre-war Conversation
Zalgo: I am the more experienced leader. I deserve to be the King of this region! And Slender is good too. Eventually, I will make him my number two.
[Y/N]: So what you're saying is that you need to make a number two?
Zalgo: Indeed. Not right now but soon! It's not something you should force.
[Y/N], snorting: But you say that it's important to make a really good number two?
Zalgo: Yes?
[ [Y/N] cackles ]
Zalgo: There's nothing funny about having a firm number two!
[Y/N], holding back laughter: W-what's the plan again?
Zalgo: The plan is that I, Zalgo, The King of Chaos, will sit on my new throne and make a good number two!
[ [Y/N] continues to laugh ]
Zalgo, growling: Alright, get out!
EEEEEE~ I love the headcanons! They are fun to read! ✨ Can I have a headcanons where BEN and Zalgo swapping roles and place? BEN Drowned the dark lord and Zalgo the technology lover.
Thank you thank you thank you!! All these sweet words bring so much joy to my heart 🥺❤️
I don't write for Zalgo so I won't be doing this request, I'm sorry! Although I can imagine that Ben would reign over his subjects with a wire to shock them when they did something unsatisfactory and he would speak to them in meme to confuse them. Also, he'd make them do Fortnite dances for him when he's bored.
me: *writing in the creepypasta script * hmm...let’s see what happens when I do this
*writes that Zalgo marries me *
me:* suddenly feels a burning sensation all around my neck *
me:....
me: is this a bad sign?
it's late at night and I should be asleep but lets play the hunger games
This is Die-Ary he doesn't like people but (he mostly tolerates kids more rather than actual kids his age) if you give him a book or be nice to him you may or may not be considered as an acquaintance.
(Don't ask about the hand I'm gripping to my last bit of sanity staying up late for this)
Original: @creeps-and-pasta
To be torn blind
Unfinished pixel art
ignore the face below ( ＾ω＾ )
Creepypasta gender and sexuality head canons (Own characters included)
Laughing Jack
Pansexual (no lean)
Agender (he/they/it)
Dating Nina
Laughing Jill
Lesbian + Poly
Agender (she/they/it)
Dating Jane + Clockwork
Joyce (Oc)
Aroace
Non-Binary (they/it)
Single MINOR
Candy Pop
Gay
Male (he/it)
On and off w/ Jason
Candy Cane
Lesbian
Female (she/it)
Dating April
April Fools
Lesbian
Female (she/they)
Dating Candy Cane
Jason the Toymaker
Aromantic
Demigender (they/he)
On and off w/ Candy Pop
Jeff The Killer
Straight Ally
Transgender (he/him)
Single
Jane The Killer
Lesbian (cannon) + Poly
Female (she/her)
Dating Jill + Clockwork
Nina The Killer
Straight Ally
Demigirl (she/it)
Dating Laughing Jack
Homicidal Liu
Aroace
Male (he/it)
Single
Ticci Toby
Gay
Transgender (he/it)
Dating Eyeless Jack
Clockwork
Bisexual + Poly (female leaning)
Female (she/her)
Dating Jill + Jane
Zero
Asexual
Agender (they/it)
Single
Masky/Tim
Asexual + Bisexual (no lean)
Male (it/he)
On and off w/ Brian
Hoodie/Brian
Gay
Male (it/they)
On and off w/ Tim
Eyeless Jack
Gay
Agender (they/it)
Dating Toby
Nurse Ann
Aroace
Female (she/they)
Single
Helen/Bloody Painter
Pansexual (no lean)
Agender (they/he)
Dating Diane
Diane/Judge Angels
Straight Ally
Female (she/her)
Dating Helen
The Puppeteer
Aromantic
Agender (they/it/he)
Single
Nathan The Nobody
Aroace
Male (it/they/he)
Single
Lulu the Fog Daughter
Asexual
Female (she/her)
Single
Sally Williams
Straight Ally
Female (she/her)
Single MINOR
Lifeless Lucy
Straight Ally
Female (she/her)
Single MINOR
Ben Drowned
Omnisexual
Agender (it/itself)
Single MINOR
Sadiya
Aroace
Female (she/they)
Single
Lazari
Straight Ally
Demigirl (she/it)
Single
Eloise/Stripes
Lesbian
Demigirl (she/they)
Single
Zalgo
Pansexual (no lean)
Agender (he/him)
Widowed
Alex the Bleeding Man
Bisexual (no lean)
Male (he/him)
Single
Slender Man
Pansexual (no lean)
Agender (he/it/they)
Widowed
Zalgo, waking up to a thud: what on satans red hell was that?
Baby Eloise, screaming and crying after falling down the stairs: DAD!!!
Zalgo: aw shit-
Baby Eloise: Papa, where do babies come from?
Zalgo, panicked: Uh- Death!
Eloise: ..... Is that what happened to mama?
Zalgo: ...
Eloise: ...
Zalgo: dear god
Here you go!
See, thanks to Tumblr and some animations, I have returned to my creepypasta 'phase'. So here's a vote of the next bot you want me to make!