Bimbo Affirmations - Tumblr Posts

So true! Follow your bimbo dreams at whatever pace makes you comfortable, looking good is almost as important as feeling good!

Finally, after like, two or three years of major obstacles, my journey is back on track and I'm so excited!

Just remember, if you truly want to be bimbo, it's never too later and no obstacle can stop you forever. You can do it!

Time for a bimbo positivity post!

Remember, you don't have to be dumb to be a bimbo. You don't need lip fillers, or huge tits, or surgery. You don't need to have a high body count, or be into degredation, or have a misogyny kink. You don't need to be cis, or straight, or even a girl! There is no wrong way to be a bimbo, and that means there is no right way either, only whatever makes you happiest! So be your best bimbo self without regrets, and make your own happiness 🩷🥰🩷

Savant

It just didn't make any sense. My friend Kiki was SUCH an airhead. She could barely choose which panties she wanted to wear in the morning; often she was so indecisive she never put any on. Her focus was short and easily distracted by anything shiny, which was tough because she loved wearing jewelry. I swear she'd forget her hair if they weren't long blonde extensions attached to her silly little head.

All that was adorable...but also reeeeeeally annoying. Because besides looking amazing all the time, Kiki was incredible at one thing: fantasy football. I considered myself a football fanatic but every year her picks put my team to shame. Of course I was happy for her and proud. But there's only so many times you can hear, "OMG I won?!?!? No waaaaayyyyy! Yay!" from a giggly bimbo before you start to question the meaning of life and why you bother trying so hard at fantasy games.

I've accepted that she's a savant. But I tried to learn from her...and got even more frustrated. She doesn't watch the games! I tried once with her and she spent the entire time twirling her hair or getting distracted from the screen by looking down at her huge boobies. She also doesn't even really know the teams. There's 'the orange kitty kats!' and 'the Tenny-see Titties!' and the 'the 69ers!'. I'd swear she was messing with me if she didn't look and act so honestly sweet and innocent all the time.

There's also no rhyme or reason to her thinking. For a draft strategy Kiki might pick a player 'cuz he's dating a totes cute celebrity!'. Sometimes she likes the team's uniform colors or mascot. Or even just because his name makes her giggle. It's all vibes with her and I can do nothing I can do but smile and shake my head.

Eventually we struck a deal. She would teach me which players to pick and how to think. I'd use that in other leagues to make money. Soon I was rolling in prize money and spending it all on her turning her into a bigger bimbo. Because she earned it and somehow it's making her better at these games. Besides, if I've learned anything from these lessons, a bimbo like Kiki is the best fantasy trophy anyone could ever hope to celebrate with.

Let's make a Bimbo blog thread!

If you love bimbo blogs you should totes check out my amazing, pretty mutuals @bimbosanddolls @bimboalexisloves @feli-bimbo-journey @xbimbobratx @kitzykat69 @total-bimbo-doll @bimboporndolldesperation @lustfae @pornbot-princess and @cutiehypnocow !!

(Oops, looks like the links stopped working, oh well! Go find them and tell them how beautiful they are 🩷)

You two are just adorable 🩷

I want everyone to know that @bimbosanddolls is my bestie and my sister bimbo, we come as a pair so if you want one of us, you have to have us both.

Two perfect bimbos 🩷

Remember, it's the attitude that matters most, you can have your smarts and body taken care of later. As long as you feel happy calling yourself a bimbo, that's what you are!!

this or that

left or right

Reblogging for the girlies to have a great time!

okay but what if i made a discord server for bimbos only? like a girls-only slumber party where we could talk about clothes and makeup and practice being dumb and slutty together and every night could be girls' night!

OMG, that outfit is soooooo cute! You definitely ate!

Uhm I kind of ate I think!

Sure would be a shame if one of your mutuals reblogged this with big pink text saying something like:

"Hey everyone, go tell Kiki how pretty and sexy and beautiful she is!!"

and then you had to deal with, not just being the center of attention, but the object of everyone's praise too~

That'd just be terrible... 😘

It's actually really hard being an attention whore with anxiety.

Hey everyone! This is Jess. She's a good girl and a good bimbo, but her mean brain keeps lying to her and won't let her compliment herself! So I'd like you all to flood her DMs and inbox with lots of praise for her to edge away her mean brain to~

Be kind to yourselves bimbos! It's as important as being kind to each other!

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Edg slutttt jdjdhfchhhhh...

See? She's so excited to meet you all! Be gentle~

Edg slutttt jdjdhfchhhhh...

Good advice, for all the bimbo girlies~

Edg slutttt jdjdhfchhhhh...

Imma good bimbo right? I just wanna be a good girl and jiggle and giggle! But be degraded or even called dumb, just being bubbly and happy and horny without judgement hehehe

They don't even need to be that tbh, smart bimbos and bimbos that aren't hypersexual are valid too! You all deserve to be treated just how you wanna be, and molded into your best bimbo selves!

Bimbos don't have to be

- female

- shaved clean

- "pretty"

- skinny

What they do have to be

- dumb sluts

We love bimbos that love to read, and we love nerdy bimbos, and we love bimbos that are secretly super smart but wanna dumb down to stop overthinking, and we love smart bimbos who don't dumb down at all! All bimbos are good bimbos, all good bimbos are pretty and valid and loved!! 💖💕💖💕

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You're such a Good Girl!!!

I’m a bimbo but I am a nerdy and literate bimbo who’s special interest is Tolkien books!

JessJess is getting soooooo good at helping bimbos and himbos go dumb! Sometimes she's a super smart nurse who wants to snuggle you into her hypnotic boobs to treat your anxiety, and sometimes she's a hypnotic kitsune with big, fluffy, addicting tails wrapping all around your body...

But she's always a good girl, and a good bimbo! She's kind and sweet and pretty, and you should all go follow her! And she definitely didn't tell me to say something embarrassing here!

I love Miss JessJess's FluffyWuffy Tails! They make me so Dumb and Silly!!!

I wanna be a pretty bimbo just like you someday!! 💕

Awh Honeybun! That means you're already, like, halfway there!

You'll be a dumb lil Bessi in no time! Just be yourself, be pink, and don't think!

JessJess believes in this lil Cowgirl ~

JessJess is lyke, such a good bimbo girl! Make sure to give her lots and lots of lovely comments and praise! Maybe she'll even make you into a good bimbo girl, just like her~

Can I get a "Such a good bimbo girl!" From y'all? Hehehehe.

Mister, the Himbo, can't stop reblogging Pretty Bimbos!

Everyone, say how much you just LOVE his wholesome kind posts!

It's not my fault Pretty Bimbos like you keep making such lovely posts!

Go give JessJess a follow, she's an absolute sweetheart with a heart of gold blonde and a head of fluffy pink thoughts! 🩷

Be careful though, if she wraps you up in her kitsune tails, you'll be all hers, just another Good Girl for her delightfully fluffy conquest~

And we wouldn't want that, would we?

It's adorable!!! Thank you so so so much!!

If you aren't already, god follow @bustybounty for more incredible stories!

Hi, I love your writing! Anyway, could you write a short story about a tall bimbo taking her small, plain gal pal to a bar, and subtly kissing her with bimbofying lipstick through the night, until she's just as hypersexual and all her insecurities are gone?

"Come on, you'll like, TOTALLY love the bar, darling~!" The tall, busty bimbo said to her friend, bending over a bit to match her height (it didn't help that said bimbo was wearing high heels), which caused quite a bit of cleavage hanging down in front of her friend.

"Fine, but you'll get all the attention anyway. I mean, not even *I* can take my eyes off you." She crossed her arms as they went to the bar the bimbo recommended.

She giggled, told random stories, and put on her lipstick, having no idea she might have put on the wrong one!

Being her normal, very affectionate self, and not wanting her friend to feel bad for not getting nearly as much attention as she did, she gave her a small kiss on the back of the head as they sat down at the bar stools. Neither of them noticed however, that this had some changes...her loose jeans tightened slightly, and their length shortened until they went just below the knee.

Her hair got a bit longer and wavier, like she had just come out of a hairdresser. She got her drink as she noticed some guys looking at them. Assuming she wasn't the one getting attention, she looked over to her bimbo pal to tell her someone was staring, before getting kissed right on the nose! Not once but several times too. "Okay okay, that feels nice but you don't have to pecker me with kisses all the time." Hmm...that was the first time she ever admitted those friendly kisses felt nice. Something might have changed in her.

Her clothes were changing more and more throughout the night, becoming as revealing as her friend's, tight tops showing off her slowly growing breasts, and short shorts showing off the underside of her big perky butt. Her lips got a boost as well.

Though even better, she even got to chat up someone - a quiet, reserved woman approaching a cute stranger at the bar... "Hey~ You look cute, wanna have some fun with me and my friend? We're kinda lonely, you know? She's been kissing me all night already, so I was thinking we gotta take this a step further, hehe~"

She winked, her eyelashes longer, her makeup on point, she was a completely bimbofied version of her former self, and her taller, bustier bosom buddy was giggling behind her, cheering her on every step of the way.

If only bimbofication was as easy as this! I hope you liked the story! <3

I was just thinking about my customer service voice/attitude and I think it might be kinda like a bimbo?

Cause whenever I’m working (I work in a live theater as a house manager/supervisor), I notice a few traits I emphasize:

I sort of drawl? Like, I say y’all and folks and all that (I’m not southern no idea where this comes from)

I use more bubbly language: “my lovely house managers”, “what you guys do is like really cool, thanks so much!”, “I so appreciate you waiting for me”, “just give me a sec, okay?”

I do everything possible to make everyone happy, especially grumpy customers and old men

I over-apologize

I get lots of compliments on being sweet/kind/having the right attitude from guests

My coworkers (especially the older ones) are always reassuring me/being patronizing even though I’m technically in charge of them (and I like it)

So… do you think my job is turning me into a better bimbo?

Totally! It sounds like you're getting in the same kinda headspace, and that's super hot! Keep making people's days, and keep being the best bimbo version of yourself! 🩷