Bisexual Disaster - Tumblr Posts
I'm so so so so so afraid that I'm going to scare her away bc she gets very flustered everytime I compliment her and I think she thinks she doesn't deserve it.
Someone would help a girl out and give me tips on what to do?
feeling chaotic so i’d like to remind people that, canonically remus is supposed to be ugly <3
and like i like ugly men but you think half of hogwarts was falling over themselves for an ugly man? no.
And before anyone comes for me, you know how we know that Remus isn't considered attractive canonically?
Because Harry Potter, bisexual disaster, never called him "handsome" or "pretty" the way he does Sirius and Cedric. Remus doesn't even get classified as "handsome but less handsome than Sirius" like Regulus does.
And that's okay! Wolfstar is much more compelling to me as a romance if James, Lily, Regulus, literally everyone is going "that one? you want that one?" and Sirius is like "yeah I want that one!"
Us ugly people need representation in fiction and romance, too!
"bisexual disaster (character name)" tag is so fun because yes, they are bisexual and double yes, they are a disaster
Okay but because I am the bisexual disaster that I am...
Morrigan from DA:O has a motherfucking chokehold on me. Like istg shes super hot, she's intelligent, and by the end of the game she turns into a MILF!?
I looked at her for the first time and fell in love, I swear. How dare my bisexual heart have a crush on a straight woman >:(
Same goes for Varric too, I am in love with that man (or maybe it's his chest hair) I know I'm always going to be second to Bianca and I don't care :,(
All of this! Poor guy is trying so hard and just utterly failing
My favorite thing is that "Human Disater Matt Murdock" is a super common tag on both tumblr and ao3.org
But seriously:
He has horrible luck with women
Parkour is his main mode of transportation
He probably only sleeps 2 hours a day
He spends all his money buying his canes in bulk from Costco or some shit
He has a severe lack of self-preservation
He has exactly 2 friends who are tired of his shit 97% of the time
He thinks dumpster diving is appropriate when he has open wounds and the dumpster is filled with all of the types of bacteria known to man
He thinks it's a good idea to repeatedly antagonize Wilson Fisk
It's a wonder this man made it through 3 seasons, goddammit Matthew
every time I remember that De Sade can be defined as a controversial queer author I die a bit
reblog this and tag your sign, sexuality, and whether you prefer vampires or werewolves