Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Hey, what do you know. Still a piece of shit when others wanna help. Here's an idea ahole, how about you stop drooling over your "dweamy GF" and actually use that brain of yours..HELLO!
Hey Mike, whenever you wanna get that stick that is clearly deeply wedged in your ass. You are welcome to join us in the real world. Also, boo-hoo nobody had faith in you and your perfect GF, want me to play a sad violin while you cry rivers of emo blood?
So, is Mikes douchebaggery contagious or something? Also, nice block Lucy. Been taking some fighting lessons I see.
Oh lookie, Paulo is just much of a guilt tripping SOB as Mike is. These douche nozzles are growing like weeds in summer, aren’t we just the luckiest sons of bitches. Why, the only thing that could make this story arc better is the crippling amount of sarcasm I’m jamming into this sentence!
Ordering pity party of one please, your table is ready. Tonight special is a roasted filet of "Poor me" served on a delightful dish of "cry me a river”.
Oh, fuck your bullshit Paulo. What? What the fuck does Mike have to deal with so much lately? Oh, his “Dweam GF” doesn’t respond to his little pity party? Him being pissy that Lucy told him to piss off? Just..Ugh! What did Mike do to even earn even an OUNCE of pity from anyone? By this point, he should be getting his stupid ass stomped into the ground until gravel becomes part of his morning breakfast.
Oh, totally uncalled for, huh? Well, that’s putting it mildly you scarf wearing bastard. Hey, while we’re at it you wanna apologize for every other crappy thing you did? No? Well then, go to all the hell’s buddy.
No Mike, I expected you to get run over in a freeway, sliced up by a giant chainsaw in a slaughter house, how about you visiting Chernobyl. I want you to die slowly and painfully, you scarf wearing D-bag.
Oh, how do I love seeing Mike getting a middle finger shown that he so rightfully deserves. What’s wrong Mikey? Sad that Lucy isn’t gonna forgive you no matter what? Well suck it down buddy and keep suckin’ till you choke.