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the eom crew, composed of a demon, a vampire, a cultist, an undead pirate, another cultist and a gravedigger: the stakes may be against us, but we are friends and we will prevail!

the uprooted crew, composed of small critters: ok bitsy now hit the second tower

Bitzy: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

Peggy: Um, make lemonade?

Bitzy: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

Bitzy: Where are my fucking keys?

Peggy: Bitzy, Grumly is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Bitzy: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

Bitzy: Pyke, say you’re sorry to Gideon.

Pyke: Oh, I won’t do that. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which is why Gideon should do it to me, because they are weak, and wrong.