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Starrk, Ichigo, and Grimmjow going grocery shopping?
Ahhhhh! First ask, and it’s with
three of my favorite guys! ♥♥
Starrk:
· First of all, please share your secret to how you got him out of bed.
· He is definitely going to grab a
cart, even if the trip is just for a few items. Why? So he has something to lean on while he’s walking around.
· He definitely likes to have a list, so he can be in and out to return to lounging as soon as possible.
· He can definitely be trusted to shop alone.
· If he’s shopping with you, he’s not really helpful for making on-the-fly decisions.
o “What do you think? Should we get a rotisserie chicken?”
“…Why?”
“’Cuz they’re tasty!”
“It’s not on the list…”
· If it’s not on the list, it doesn’t exist.
· Super essentials-driven. Milk? Bread? He’s all over that.
· Buuuuut, if there is one thing he will splurge on, it’s minimal effort/microwave meals that he can have when you’re not there to cook
o The freezer is full of microwavable taquitos. FULL.
· He about died when he discovered Costco.
· He prefers buying in bulk simply because it limits the number of times he’d have to leave home, which often leads to some confusion on your part.
o “Coyote…darling…is there a reason we needed 144 packs of instant ramen?”
o “Why is there so much peanut butter?!
· Fair warning: do not get sidetracked and start talking to someone. He will likely go from slouching on the cart, to leaning heavily, to falling asleep standing up and subsequently falling to the
floor.
Grimmjow:
· You brave, brave individual.
· This is the one you have to keep close by at all times. Why? Because he will put anything and everything that tickles his fancy into the shopping cart if you aren’t looking.
o 5 pounds of steak
o Random sodas
o 3 different types of Trojan lubricant (“I mean, why the fuck not?”)
· If, by chance, you end up losing him, the best thing you can do is to look for the free sample lady
o Chances are he’s gonna be arguing with her because…
o “Hey, give that back, young man!”
“You said they’re free!”
*frustratedly pointing at the tasting cups* “The little cup’s worth, not the whole box!”
“Fuck that!”
· Due to the above interaction, chances are you will have to leave the store in a hurry because he will have grabbed all of the product out of spite and run
out of the store.
o He will absolutely be laughing maniacally.
o You will absolutely be writing an apology letter for him.
· Do not—absolutely do not—release him unsupervised into the
supermarket. You are better off calling someone else if you can’t leave the
house.
o He will not bring you what you asked for.
o Worse yet, he will have probably forgotten that you had even asked him to get you something in the first place.
o Just bags and bags of literally nothing you asked for bought with your credit card.
· I don’t know you would think Grimmjow + grocery store would equal anything good. You have no one to blame but yourself for whatever shenanigans ensue
Ichigo:
· Ah, the perfect specimen of human man
in a store.
· Since he has two sisters and—let’s be honest—he’s the responsible male of the house, he’s pretty used to grocery shopping.
· He is very used to making the grocery run and can do it in record time.
o Shopping with him is fun because you can probably convince him to make it into a fun
game
· Like Stark, he doesn't like to go without a list, but you could probably convince him to go off-list with just the right amount of puppy-dog pouting.
o
“S-stop making that face! No means no!”
*pouting intensifies*
“…Okay, one ice cream. But this is the last time!”
· He tackles the store methodically, trying to avoid any double-backing or turnarounds.
· And, good grief, is the man the
master of the powerwalk
o “Ichigo, slow down!”
“Nope! Remember, in and out. That was the plan.”
· This is, of course, him shopping as a brother/significant other.
· If it’s for his kid, I feel like he would go nuts with all the health food and baby needs.
o Like,
all the baby food and formula
o And healthy stuff for you so that, if you’re breastfeeding, the baby gets only the good stuff
· He’s not one to indulge often, but when he does, it’s usually something ordinary like chocolate milk or juice boxes or maybe two eight-packs of
Gatorade.
· What a man
It's so great to have another Bleach blog in tumblr! May I have Gin with a clumsy 4th squad nurse s/o? She got amazing healing ability make her valuable but the poor girl is too clumsy for other task no matter how hard she try. She be successfully putting down the stack of papers she delivering on the table but she accidentally hit something causing a train reaction making the other items and the papers she delivered scattered all over the floor. She went sulking to the Corner.😖
This was fun! As a person who can dance, ice skate, and play tennis, but somehow falls down the steps on the regular, I relate to this SO 😆 Enjoy!
Gin x Shy!SO
“Izuru.”
The blonde lieutenant looked up from his paperwork to see his captain fishing a jar of dried persimmons out of his desk. “Yes, Captain?” he asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Hold down the fort while I’m out, would you?” Gin said, mouth fixed in its usual wide grin as he left the office.
He chuckled at Izuru’s protests as he slid the door shut and made his way towards the Fourth Division. He was off to visit his favorite healer, since it had been a while since he had gotten to tease her while she was at work. (Granted, he saw her all the time since she lived nearby, but that wasn’t the point.) She was a dedicated to her work, armed with a vast knowledge of healing kido and the ability to make the best of what she had to make sure the job got done. However, for all her useful healing skill, she seemed to lack a basic sense of coordination, every action she took that was not medical related somehow resulting in disaster. Gin had met her when she slipped in a puddle at the market and hit her head on a pole, bringing down the awning at someone’s shop and getting tangled up in it. That was what made him take a shine to her. So lovely. So gifted. So adorably clumsy. How could he not mess with this little walking disaster? The thought had him chuckling and picking up the pace as he plotted how he could mess with her this time.
The woman in question sat hunched over her desk, her tongue between her teeth in concentration as her eyes scrolled over the papers in front of her. Her eyebrows scrunched together, and she took a packet from the massive stack next to her, looking between it and the one in front of her. When she saw that they matched, she grinned in satisfaction and signed the papers, putting them in the neat pile. She wanted to make sure that everything was perfectly in order before she put her signature on them, a process that had consumed the last three hours. Now all that was left was to deliver them to the lieutenant’s office.
She took a look at the pile beside her and bit her lip, the paperwork seeming to stretch a mile high as she thought about transporting it and all the things that could possibly go wrong from Point A to Point B. A nail in the floorboards could catch her shihakusho and make her trip, sending the papers flying all over the hallway. She could round a corner and bump into someone else and have to pile topple over onto the floor. The tiny lieutenant of the Eleventh division could come barreling through a window and crash through the papers without a care in the world—this had happened quite a few times in the last month alone.
She shook her head of these thoughts, smiling to herself at how silly she was being. After all, Isane’s office wasn’t that far. Surely, she could make it there with no incidents!
Carefully scooching her chair back, she looked down at her feet to make sure her zori were firmly on them and then stood up. She then reached into one of the drawers of her desk and pulled out a long string, setting it on the desk and putting the papers on top of it. After tying it securely to ensure the papers would stay in place, she carefully scooped them up and left her office to make her delivery. The other division members edged out of her way as she passed them, not even getting offended when she didn’t reply. They recognized the tight expression of the clumsy woman determined to not fall.
She shifted the papers to one arm as she lifted a hand to tap on the door in front of her. “Lieutenant Kotetsu?” she called, waiting a moment before tapping again. “Lieutenant? I have Division Eleven’s paperwork.”
Still no answer.
Shrugging, she carefully slid the door open and walked into the office, confirming her suspicions that Isane was out. She crossed the room easily, depositing the stack of papers onto the corner of the desk with a sigh of relief. She’d completed her mission without so much as a hair out of place.
“Hello, dear.”
She shrieked and whirled around when she heard Gin’s voice in her ear, ready to scold him for sneaking up on her again. Unfortunately, her quick action led to her elbow banging into the stack of papers hard enough to send it tumbling down. Another panicked scream left her as she tried to catch it before it fell onto the cup of tea sitting on the desk. This unfortunately didn’t matter since, as she dove for the papers, her knee knocked into the desk and the tea fell over anyway. As she whirled around the desk to try and pick up the cup, she slipped on the short puddle that had started to run over the edge, sending her careening back into a shelf, some books shaking loose and falling to the floor with the force of the blow. The potted plant that she had given the lieutenant as a gift had also shaken to the edge of its shelf, the pot shattering as it hit the floor before she could catch it.
Gin had been chuckling to himself as he watched the chain reaction unfold. All he had wanted to do was scare her a little, hoping to hear that delightful yelp. Everything that had unfolded afterwards was just icing on the cake. By now, his shoulders were shaking violently as he tried to avoid cackling out loud.
The frazzled healer looked at the destruction she had caused in horror, wondering what she would even say to Isane once she got back. She sighed, eyes going to the reason she was in this room in the first place. Well, at least the paperwork—
Just as she was about to look on the positive side of things, the knot that was holding the papers together unraveled and the papers, as though to personally insult her, slowly leaned and scattered over the desk, tea soaking into quite a few and ruining the ink. When she heard the bark of laughter that escaped Gin, she shot him a glare and marched straight to the corner furthest from the carnage and plopped down with a pout. The silver-haired captain followed her, crouching beside her as she put her head in her knees. “Well, dear, I have to say this is a new personal best for you.” He teased, not even bothering to hide the amusement in his voice as he patted her head. “Maybe we should start sending you to the front lines for combat instead of healing. Your raw destructive power is amazing~”
“You are absolutely awful, Ichimaru.” She snipped, not even bothering to look up at him.
He chuckled again, pulling the top off of the jar he had with him, popping one of the orange fruits into his mouth. “Persimmon?” he offered, as though she hadn’t just insulted him.
She was silent for a moment, in awe of how he had the audacity to ask her that when she felt like this.
“Please.” She sighed, holding out her hand.
Kitty's Confession Corner
I am unabashedly in love with a certain blue-haired arrogant bastard of an Espada for some reason lolz. It's just a fact of life. Mr. Fiancé Man used to tease me about how I'm probably never gonna change my wallpaper. Well, joke's on him cuz I did change my wallpaper!!
Sort of.
My favorite part is how he's not even fazed by this anymore😹😹
I need to light a little writing fire under my butt, so pick a character and a prompt (courtesy of @ruadrisresources).
Have a wonderful and safe day!💜😽
Physical Contact Starters
No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!
SOFT
“Your hands are so warm.”
“Ah, that feels good…”
“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”
“Is it okay if I lean on you?”
“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”
“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”
“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”
“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”
“Be gentle with me.”
“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”
“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”
“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”
“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”
“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”
“I could kiss you all over.”
“That tickles!”
“Mind washing my back for me?”
“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”
“I love how soft your lips are.”
“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”
“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”
ROUGH
“Ow! That fucking hurt!”
“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”
“You stepped on my foot!”
“Did you do that on purpose?”
“Please be more gentle next time…”
“Don’t squeeze so tight!”
“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”
“Did you just bite me?!”
“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”
“Is that the best you’ve got?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
“I’ll make you bleed.”
“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”
“Hey!! What was that for?!”
“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”
“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”
“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”
“You almost knocked me over!”
“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”
“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”
“You broke my nose!”
Just asking what we're all thinking.....
Who is Yumichika's lash tech, cuz he is slaying✨️✨️
"If Ichigo had senzu beans, he'd be more of a menace than he already is.
.....Wait, he does. His wife. Orihime is a senzu bean"
Husband: *looks up from his phone* ".............WHAT?"
Y'know whenever I watch this part (specifically what happens immediately after), I always just find myself like... "Chad. The lights are on. There are people in there. What have you done? What will the night cleaning crew say?"
The amount of property damage Karakura Town has endured is insane, y'all😅
There it is, butterflies. The smirk of a man who I'd absolutely let ruin my life.
Thoughts on grimmjow from bleach?
Love him!!!!! I drew him twice last year! It's been 10 months since I last drew him, maybe I should try again soon!
Okay, but...why does this make me feel so warm and fuzzy like catastrophe isn't coming? More cute, calm Bleach moments pls 🥹
soul reaper au ulquis because why not
Taking care of an injured Grimmjow be like:
You cannot convince me otherwise