Bmc Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Jeremy: Hey dad, I’m home, just gonna head up stairs real quick jump on that homework- love you, bye!

Mr. Heere: Love you—JEREMY, WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!?

Jeremy: But If I have social anxiety...

Jeremy: And you have social anxiety...

Michael: Then who’s gonna order the pizza???

Squip: Don’t fear death. Fear the state you’ll die in.

Michael, shivering: New Jersey...

Jeremy: I’m hot, I’m tall, I’m bi, and I’m on my theatre kid arc.

Jeremy: hey bro

Michael: Yeah bro?

Jeremy: can you pass me that pamphlet?

Michael: Brochure

Jeremy, about to disable SQUIP: Any final words?

SQUIP: YOLO

Jeremy: Thanks for making this easier for me.

Rich: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.

Jeremy: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Rich: I said a lot of other really nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

Micheal : No fears

Jeremy, holding up a photo of Dr.Phil as a hotdog :

Micheal : One fear

Micheal : Just two guys bein' dudes!

Jeremy : Two dudes being guys!

Micheal : Two dudes being gay-

Jeremy : Show me your dick Miche--

Jeremy : Dad said not to wear these sunglasses cause they make me look like an ''asshole''

Jeremy : Well guess what DAD.

Jeremy : i AM WHAT I EAT.