Bong Joon Ho - Tumblr Posts
If you like Korean classic movies then you must watch these wonderful work of Bong Joon Ho. And don’t forget that these movie is based on true events.
I don’t care that you don’t watch sanremo.
that only means that you’ll never know the highs and lows of italian tv.
what do you know about the morgan changing the lyrics to insult his partner bugo whom left the stage, causing a global pandemic in 2020? About blanco destroying the flowers on the stage because his ear monitor didn’t work? About freddy mercury showing the audience that he was singing in playback? Ultimo throwing a tantrum over his second place? maneskin winning and inducing little girls to snort salt? Voilà? eminem avoiding italy for more than a decade after performing in sanremo? What do you know about the john travolta - duck dance - russel crowe diss? the pippo baudo - audience member fake suicide attempt? roberto benigni reciting the divine comedy at 2AM? what do you know about the dick-shaped balloon member in the audience of the empty ariston in 2021? The Emma police chase for fantasanremo? About the gianni morandi and bong joon-ho “in ginocchio da te” pics? What do you know about beppe vessicchio never ending conductor steak? About people falling off the stairs? And the iconic achille lauro cape off into the glittery leotard? Piero pelù stealing TWO purses from the audience members? The orchestra throwing their music sheets in the air because they disagreed with the public vote? about mahmood - mengoni shipping? Sky news spoiling the sanremo winner? The iconic screaming meme that gets updated every year? Madame antivax fake green pass agenda? Tananai celebrating his last place? About I cugini di campagna beef with maneskin? Belen’s butterfly tattoo? About placebo destroying their instruments and the audience booed them for 5 minutes straights? About Elton John deciding not to show up last minute and pippo baudo angrily announcing it live while eating a cake designed for him? Amadeus and Rkomi doing push-ups on stage? About Stash smile-pic everywhere? About Stromae playing the part so well that people thought he was drunk? About amarello?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TRUE ITALIAN LORE
Congrats to Bong Joon Ho and Parasite! Even months later, I’m still so thrilled I got the chance to see this in the theater. It’s a gorgeously shot, scathingly funny and weird film. Phenomenal cast, beautiful cinematography, and a story you want to sink into until you learn all the dark secrets hiding within...
“Thank you, I will drink until next morning.” BONG JOON HO wins Best Directing at the 92nd Academy Awards
Congratulations to the cast and crew of Parasite on winning Best Picture at the 92nd Academy Awards, the first non-English language film to do so!
She never crossed the line. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s people who cross the line. Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho
PARASITE 기생충 (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho
PARASITE 기생충 (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho
Japanese Trailer for director Bong Joon-Ho's visionary film, "Snowpiercer".
"Passagers! Je ma place est l'avant. Vous avez la votre à l'arriere. Restez votre place!" // "Passengers! I belong to the front. You belong to the tail. Keep your place!" - Mason "Toutes les révolutions ont échoué car ils n'ont jamais atteint la Machine. D'ici à l'avant du train. D'une seule traite..." // "All the past revolutions have failed because they couldn't take the engine. From here right in front of the train. Everything in one stroke..." - Curtis "Le train est le monde. Nous sommes l'humanité. Je ne suis pas un meneur. Curtis, c'est ta destin..." // "The train is the world. We, the humanity. I'm not a leader. Curtis, this is your destiny..." - Wilford
This Is An Important Snowpiercer PSA
Okay, so let me settle this once and for all because it ticks me off so much when I go to the "Snowpiercer" tag on Tumblr and I read comments like THESE: "Oh, Snowpiercer is amazing but it was just basically The Hunger Games on a train..." OKAY CUNT, YOU WEREN'T PAYING FUCKING ATTENTION. For the record, the film is based on a series of FRENCH GRAPHIC NOVELS called "Le Transperceneige" conceived way back in 1982 and obviously PREDATING "The Hunger Games" which debuted in 2008, and even the acclaimed Japanese novel, "Battle Royale" in 1999, from which THG is often compared to and accused of being a total rip-off. So you ignorant fuckers better not make that damn comparison because basically "Snowpiercer" is the film that the "The Hunger Games" franchise WISHES it was, and it's all in just ONE SINGLE MOVIE. Now, I love the THG universe as much as the next Tribute, but let's not go as far to compare the world of Katniss Everdeen with the world of Curtis Everett, okay? They may be two reluctant protagonists fighting an oppressive regime of the privileged powers that be, but that is basically where their similarities end because they both have different character arcs that are unique to their respective worlds. Also, the Korean director who helmed "Snowpiercer" took the ENTIRE source material comprising THREE SEPARATE BOOKS and brilliantly compressed and distilled the themes and references of "Le Transperceneige" into just ONE FILM ADAPTATION that was carefully constructed with care and extreme attention to detail as opposed to hashing out several individual movies clearly generated simply for profit at the expense of thirsty niche audiences obsessed with a specific fictional universe (I'm side-eyeing you so hard, Twatlight). Furthermore, "Snowpiercer" features brilliant POC actors (Koreans Song Kang-Ho and Ko Ah-Sung and Academy-Award winner, Octavia Spencer) in major roles alongside their Caucasian counterparts, which (let's be fucking honest here) is a goddamn rarity in any given Hollywood blockbuster standalone film or ongoing franchise. So to recap: "Snowpiercer" is NOT "the Hunger Games on a train", okay?! It is an emotionally compromising masterpiece of a film based on a FRENCH graphic novel series directed by a KOREAN director and features a RACIALLY DIVERSE ensemble cast of actors and showcasing POST-APOCALYPTIC THEMES with a refreshing twist while providing biting social commentary at the same time. Haters gonna hate, but oh gee, look at all the fucks I give to your counterpoints. In the famous words of the deliciously despotic Minister Mason... This has been your friendly neighborhood Tumblr PSA regarding "Snowpiercer". Thank you for your time.
But did IGN lie in their review for "Snowpiercer" though? DID. THEY. LIE?!
Longlegs (2024)
licherally nobody is doing it like him