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Hottest new thing on the market today:

Bottoms stealing your sweater so they can put it on and get all fuzzy from the smelly. Gently grinding on their hand while thinking about you. Burying their face into the neck and huffing your scent.

I mean if I walked in on one of you subby bastards huffing my clothes I'd make sure you have to be the one to wash them. Why? Well because you're the one who got all those stains on it, silly.

and make sure you wash it on light with cold water! Then put it on the drying rack! This is literally the ONLY reason we own a drying rack babe! Love ya <3

Ya knowww, if me and a cute boy were long haul sailors we might just HAVE to share a bunk. And yk those trips through the north sea can get bitterly cold, even when you're all bundled up, we might have to share a blanket for warmth.

And in those close quarters I might let slip how much I'm a fan of cute boys. I might let it out that I think you're absolutely adorable, especially when a loud noise echos through the ship and you shudder.

Of course I wouldn't be a good crewmate if I didn't let you hold on tight to my sweater when you're scared. And of course it would just be natural after that if you buried your head into my chest so you could feel nice and safe. It's alright, no one else is around, I got you.

And I might just coax it out of you that sometimes when you've got your face in my chest, my light musk makes your lower extremities a little excited. And then I might ask to feel you to see if that's the case.

Then of course I might just have to tease you a little for getting excited while you're so close to your shipmate. Then, to be a good friend, I might just have to slowly stroke you down there while you buried your moans into my shoulder. Of course, I couldn't just leave you in silence, I'd have to tell you how handsome and pretty you are, and how good of a job you're doing for me, and how your moans are just adorable, and maybe you're getting me a bit excited too.

And of course, we might drop the pretext of being cremates right there. I might drop your pants and just tease the hell out of you with my mouth, sucking and licking and kissing, and lubing you up. Then I might call you a good boy, and gently sink my cock into your hole, holding your hand and telling you it's alright the whole time.

Then I might just hold you close and fuck you till you cum all over my dick. And of course I'd be close behind, till I fill you to bursting with my cum, and I had been saving up for an encounter just like this one.

And then I'd just have to pull you into a blanket and hold you and give you kisses, my juices slowly leaking out of your hole. And it would only be natural to lock the door and make sure you're all warm and loved till our next shift on deck. <3

I think a cute chubby gassy gamer boy i can serve however he sees fit would fix me rn.. >///<

Cute boys with shitty diet the most nasty gassy condition who let it out on you because It's too comfortable to resist>>>>

When they're sitting on your face after a long day just resting and doing some other stuff to relax, just sitting with your nose against their shithole or even better, your tounge in it, and they start to casually talk about how dirty their hole must be and why and describe to you very precisely everything they ate during the day, how gassy it made them and how they were holding it all in the whole day cause It's so nasty and what exacly is happening in their tummy, while all you can do is lay there, listen and blush and try not to whimper or do other embarrassing stuff, knowing they're about to start letting it out in no time.. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

The moment you start getting turned on not by any concept or a fantsy but the sound of farts alone, you know you're screwed..

I had this fantasy for a while where two cute boys invite you to have a sleepover, you don't really know them that well but of course you agree. It starts off innocent and you don't realize what they're up to untill you're restrained to the bed, facing up. They pull a blanket over you and that's where their real sleepover starts. They both take off their pants, you feel their naked musky, sweaty butts pressing to your face as they begin to dutch-oven you. They're really chatty above the blanket, compliementing eachothers' farts, giggling and making out. They snack alot while watching movies and it just makes their farts so much worse, they either act like you're not there or tease you and play games, asking you if it smells nice or making you guess what they're eating at the moment based on their farts, saying that they'll let you go if you guess correctly (they won't).

By the time the night is over they managed to make some nice content with you as the main star and not to blackmail, but they'll see you next weekend, they have alot more stuff they wanna try on you~

Being responsible for the laundry of the whole sport's team, meanwhile the whole sweaty team bullies you after their game 😵‍💫

Random ah post but my tummy is so upset today for some reason :< it makes all sorts of fart-like noises even when i'm not farting. I had some grilled cheese for breakfast and it just all went WILD, i haven't had such gas bombs in months. Also the chilli i had later sure didn't help lol now i have long, wet farts that smell deadly and are even painful to push out cause they're so strong >///< usually i'm not the one in that position but i just really need someone who'll rub my tummy and take them all in so i don't have to sniff those myself, i just wanna relax and not have to take care of it myself.