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Farting Muscle King
I love how he farted unapologetically 😂
Podcast Fart
Ugh I hope there’s more.. farting makes me so hot and bothered
Aaaaand there’s the Indian food. All that curry and meat made me so bloated 😖
Wish somebody was here to rub my belly 😢
Ooof just had a huge Mexican dinner - beans and rice, flautas, an enchilada, a taco, and a huge burrito. Washed it all down with a coke.
Then I had a big piece of chocolate cake and two big chocolate chip cookies…
I feel about ready to explode from all this gas trapped inside me!
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hi!! you can call me dallas :) im genderfluid and use any pronouns. im a girl and a boy and also both and neither, im just whatever you want me to be! i've been lurking in the eprocto tags for quite a few years now and i figured i should just properly integrate into the community :D im into some stuff other than farts, but this blog will be mostly for eprocto. all other kinks will be properly tagged ;) my inbox is always open unless stated otherwise, and please send me anything!! No rp requests pls ~
stuff im into!
- farts
- scat
- hyper farts/scat
- slobbiness
- some aspects of weight gain / feederism
- piss
stuff im NOT into
- vomit
- abdl
- ddlg
- diapers
- furries
- gore
So wet and juicy 💦 from the ice cream last night 😇
I love love LOVE when someone who’s super gassy describes what they ate to make their body react like that. And if they did it intentionally or not 😳
Like, did they purposely stuff themselves full of trigger foods like dairy, beans, veggies (or take something like inulin)? Or was it unintentional, but definitely enjoyed?
Or maybe, a fatty whose diet is so fucked up that they don’t even think about it. they eat so much fast food and meat and dairy that they’re just gassy all the time🤤🤤
Fuckkk I had such a hot experience at work today
My stomach started to hurt a bit almost immediately after eating my lunch, so I went to the bathroom thinking I just had to use the toilet. But I quickly realized I was constipated and that I would just have to work through it. So I kept working through the stomach ache and over the next hour I could feel my insides swelling with TONS of gas. I had to adjust my belt because of how big my belly was getting. But I just had to continue doing my work like normal, all while struggling to hold in all my gas. A few farts slipped out since my work is completely physical and requires a lot of movement, and every time I bent over or squatted I had to desperately struggle to not fart in front of people.
Eventually my break came and I practically ran to a private bathroom, and as soon as I shut the door behind me I let out a huge, wet fart that must have lasted at least 7-8 seconds. It felt sooo good to get out but I could tell there was a lot more on the way. I completely bombed the toilet with tons of gas for the next 10 minutes or so. I rubbed my belly for most of it and had to hold back moans from how good it felt 🤤 It seemed like it was endless, like I was just getting pumped full of gas as quickly as I was getting it out.
I still had cramps after that and kept farting throughout the rest of my shift. Sometimes I had to run over to a less busy area so I could let them out because they were super wet and loud, and because they were so potent could smell them even through my mask. I really wish this all happened while I was at home so I could have recorded it and gotten off, but doing it at work was pretty exciting, especially when I would fart where people could hear 😳
That one felt sooo good to get out. I ate so much junk food and I guess my tummy didn’t agree 🥴
Wish somebody would grind against my fat ass while I fart uncontrollably all over their dick/strap, and then fuck me so hard that I can’t control the blubbering farts that are pushed out with every thrust