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THE BOY 2016

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Brahms x Anon

saw your depictions on brahms and i love them !! Was wondering about brahms with a reader who talks to themself out loud a lot? like the most weirdest thoughts just running from their mouth : " just remembered that the ocean is probably filled with buckets of whale sperm -- oh, wonder what to cook for dinner 🤭 " or smth like that. thank you and take your time 💐

Ask and you shall receive.

Brahms with a reader who talks with/to themself

At first he thinks you're talking to someone in the mansion, which did throw him off because he never heard anyone enter through the old door. He sneaks to your location, and checks who might be with you through a peephole he made in the wall.

When he sees that there's no one there, he wonders what you were even talking about. So he decides to get closer.

You were talking about weird things like whale sperm? People saying "heads up" when you should duck? What?????

The moment you turn around, he's right there making you jump out of your skin. He tilts his head slightly at your reaction. After you scold him for scaring the life out of you, you ask him what he needs.

"You were talking, I thought someone was here."

"Oh, no. I just talk to myself rather often."

That answer made Brahms think. He never heard you talking to yourself before, even though you've already been taking care living with him for quite a while.

A few weeks later he has already listened to a few of your self talks he also thinks about the stuff you say.

"If you start counting from zero your lips won't touch until you reach 1 million."

What?? Maybe he actually tried it. Maybe he didn't. You will never know.

"Taking off your glasses to focus on thinking is the human version of lowering graphics to increase speed."

You shouldn't have said that, now he will annoy you for the next few days.

If you have glasses, he'll ask you a stupid/hard question just to see you take off your glasses and see you submit to his either stupid/heart question.

"If someone else has an awkward moment, I'll forget about it almost immediately. But if I have an awkward moment, I think about it constantly for years."

Okay, this one has a rather cuddly or naughty outcome.

Either he'll make sure that you only think about him by cuddling with you, talking to you etc.

Or he'll bring you to the bedroom, and make you think of something completely else.