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Michael would be the kind of guy to just kill you when you sneeze too often. (Or if you breathe too loud)

Meanwhile Jason would be worried half to death bc he thinks you're dying.

"my child is fine"

dude, your child finds comfort in horror movie characters

Thomas could never kill any of us. We'd hear those ass cheeks clapping over kilometers. Same goes for Michael honestly.

I tried my best to match the lads to the lines lmao I know Bo aint from mississippi but,,,

//please do not repost or remove my caption, but feel free to reblog!//

//edit: fixed my Bo info sorry it’s late and I’m half asleep

Imagine a Slasher searching/looking for you, and you hide in a dresser or something like that.

Then suddenly you sneeze and the Slasher goes "Bless you" and you're like "Thank you". And the Slasher just continues to look for you.

Thomas Hewitt and Bubba Sawyer with a chunky S/O

Thomas Hewitt:

He loves to nap with you. When there's not much work to do, he'll drag you to his bed and snuggle up to you. He most likely will use your thighs or boobies as a pillow.

If you're self concious, boi he will flip. You are beautiful! How can you not like your body?! He loves it when he gets to hug you. You're so soft and warm he never wants to let you go.

If a victim insulted you for the way you look, Thomas will give them a slow and painful death. After that he will check up on you, if you're okay.

If not, don't worry. He'll suffocate you in hugs and kisses. He wants you to be alright and well. Maybe he'll also make a small gift for you. Wrapped in human skin or normal leather.

If you are okay, he still will check over you multiple times to make sure you're really okay and well.

Luda Mae, Hoyt and Monty don't say anything about your weight. Maybe Hoyt did but not anymore. They all eventually learned to appreciate you. *cough* Hoyt *cough*

To him you are like a goddess. Flawless body and a kind personality. He truly loves every bit of you.

Bubba Sawyer:

Like Thomas, he'll snuggle you and kiss you all the time.

No sad feelings with this precious boy. Are you feeling insecure? No problem! Bubba will help you by helping to dress you up pretty and putting on make up. (You'll do most of it and his) And he's so happy!

The moment you smile again, he smiles too.

If one of his family members talks to you the wrong way or dares to insult you, he'll burst through with his chainsaw, not hurting but scaring and intimidating your attacker.

He thinks you're gorgeous in every way possible. Your cute cheeks, your soft and warm belly and thighs he'll kiss and cuddle you no matter what.

If you got bullied in the past for being on the chunkier side, he'll help you through hard times when those memories get into your mind again.

When you can't sleep because of it, he'll stay awake with you and if you want to talk about it he'll listen to you. But if not he'll just hold you close and kiss your forehead here and there.

Since they're both on the chunkier side, they'll probably understand your struggles. (At least that's what I think).

I'm in the need of a slashy boi to hug me, hold me all night and keep me safe.

Because I'm sad.

Again.

All the time.

Welcome to the "I'm the only one in my friends group that wants to be fucked by a gross murderer" club.

We also have the "I want to be held by a big man so that I feel protected and not lonely and sad anymore" club.

I want a big slasher man to pin me down and hold me all night

Because I'm lonely

and sad

Broke : Killer/Survivor ships for the angst

Woke : Killer/Survivor ships where the killer protects the survivor from other killers

Writing Websites

1. a website with a list of superpowers and what they are

2. a website that generates random au ideas

3. a website that generates names, basic info and futures in a bunch of languages

4. a website that checks your grammar

5. website that lists types of execution in the states

6. a website with info on death certificates

7. a website with info on the four manners of death

8. a website with info on the black plague

9. website with information on depression

10. a website with info on the four types of suicide

11. website that lists famous quotes

12. website with different kinds of quotes

13. a website with info on food in every country

14. a website with a list of different colors

15. website with a list of medieval jobs

16. website with a list of fabrics

17. website with a list of flowers and pictures

18. website with a list of flowers and no pictures

19. website with a list of poisonous plants

20. website with a list of poisonous and non-poisonous plants

21. website with a list of things not to feed your animals

22. website with a list of poisons that can be used to kill people

23. website with info on the international date line

24. website with a list of food allergies

25. website with a list of climates

26. website with info on allergic reactions

27. website with info on fahrenheit and celsius 

28. website with info on color blindness

29. website with a list of medical equipment

30. website with a list of bugs

31. website with an alphabetic list of bugs and their scientific name

32. website with a list of eye colors

33. website (wikipedia sorry) with list of drinks

34. website with a list of religions

35. website with a list of different types of doctors and what they do

36. website (wikipedia again sorry) with a list of hair colors

37. website that generates fantasy names

38. website with a list of body language

39. website with a list of disabilities

40. website with an alphabetic list of disabilities

Ravenclaw: I'm so tired.

Slytherin: So go to sleep.

Ravenclaw: I don't want to.

Slytherin: Why?

Ravenclaw: What if I can't sleep?

Slytherin: That doesn't make sense.

Ravenclaw:... I know.

Sleep is for bitches. Fanfic is for champs

Slashers w/ a S/O that looses consciousness throughout the day

Jason Voorhees:

This boi will loose his shit when he hears a thump next doors. He rushes over to your side in an instant and when he sees you laying on the floor, he immediately reacts. He will carry you to your shared bed and watch over you until you wake up.

Please wake up soon, this precious boy can't handle too much stress.

Though his mother tells him to calm down and check up on you, he still is hella nervous and scared that you maybe won't wake up.

When you do, he brings you into a bear hug, nearly crushing the life out of you.

After that, he demands an explanation of what happened. And you explain that you've had it for the past 3 years, but didn't dare to tell Jason. (Or just forgot cause thats something that would happen to me with my flamingo brain:'))

He will constantly hover over you, making sure that you're okay. And if you need something, he'll get it for you. No exception. Even if you tell him that it isn't necessary, he will do it anyways. Because he loves you and doesn't want you to faint and then accidentally hit your head.

Michael Myers

Michael hears the low thud from the kitchen, and looks over. You were cleaning dishes from breakfast when you lost consciousness.

He walks over to the kitchen, just to see you passed out on the floor, with a bleeding nose.

Without a second thought he lifts you up in his strong arms and turns the water off, cause bills n stuff. He carries you over towards the couch in the living room and puts a cold flannel on your forehead and a tissue on your nose to whipe away the blood.

When you wake up, Michael checks you over again, looking for injuries, then he'll take your hand in his large one and look at you with a stern look, demanding an explanation.

After you explain to him, he, like Jason, won't leave your side. He'll watch over you and make sure he can catch you when you faint before you hit the ground.

His possessiveness and overprotectiveness would just grow towards you. And good luck with that cause now you ain't going anywhere alone anymore.

Bubba

You were with him in the basement, watching him craft new masks when you suddenly sacked together and nearly fell off the high bench.

Bubba managed to catch you just in time and whined when you didn't react. He carries you upstairs to your room and lay you down. He'll watch over you and wait till you wake up.

Once you do, he nearly strangles you in a bear hug, holding you close to his chest and not letting go for solid 5 minutes.

You tell him that it's alright and that you're fine. Then you explain to him.

After that, he won't let you go out alone. Afraid that you could faint in the texan heat and maybe some travelers will pick you up and take you with them away from him.

So you got your own Guardian with you all times.

Thomas Hewitt

You and Thomas were checking the traps when you suddenly fainted. He immediately picked you up and brought you back to the house.

Luda Mae took care of you, while Thomas hovered in the back, stressing himself with the possibilities of what could happen. Maybe you were dying, maybe you were already dead. Poor boy.

But after Luda Mae reassured him that you were alright, he calmed down. So, he waited for you to wake up. After about half an hour you stirred and fluttered your eyes open.

As soon as he saw that, he tackled you into a bear hug, burrying his face into your neck.

After that he looks you dead in the eye, demanding an explanation. So you do.

He will NOT let you out alone anymore. Even the others still keep an eye on you when Thomas is out.

Be ready for cuddles when you faint and wake up again. Cause the boi needs love, so give him all the love you have.

Freddy Krueger

He hears the thump from your room and goes to investigate it. Then he sees you. At first hes amused, then he realizes that you aren't playing with him.

He picks you up and brings you to your bed, waiting and wondering why the frick you fainted.

When you woke up, he immediately started "What the fuck was that?"

(He's pissed cause he cares about you;))

After you explain to him, he'll keep a close eye on you, checking if you're okay, if you need something or if you are hydrated.

It's sorta cute how much he cares about you. And you tell him. But he waves it off, hiding his bright blush under his hat.

The boi is so blushy

full offense but i want a demon/big muscle monster man to pin me down

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

A Balrog. A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you.

The world of men is ending. The war for Mordor begins.

Wholesome Orcs from Shadow of War

The Orc who told me he’d throw himself between me and anything from an enemy Warchief to a Graug, but if I wandered anywhere near spiders I was on my own.

My bodyguard who offered to compose a song about me so “the lads” would have something to hum on a long march.

The Captain who told me he’d figured out the reason people can’t breathe underwater which is because there’s no air down there.

That one very Northern Captain who, during camp raid mission, goes “I don’t say this often, but I’m real proud of you, lads. You kill soft-skins real good. Keep it oop!”

My bodyguard who told me to “stay safe” when I sent him to go home without me.

The Captain who told me that the safest way to get rid of my enemies is to go live in a cave for 40 years and when I come out again all my enemies will have died.

All Orc grunts who can be seen playing with their Caragors in your fortresses.

My bodyguard who, upon being summoned because I somehow found myself alone against four enemy captains at the same time, calmly asked if I had plans for us tonight (Yes we have plans for tonight, Nazû, the plan is murder).

Those two Orcs who are under the impression that the Bright Lords gets stronger every time he is killed and therefore concluded that this means I must have died hundreds of time already (I still don’t know whether I’m feeling flattered or insulted).

first part here

3/ ???

Gryffindors are brave but Hufflepuffs are straight up FEARLESS