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2 years ago

Brain-cramps #2

The simple reason why Dr Baizhu is so popular with Liyue's sick children, despite his unbearably bitter medicine, is generally attributed to his kindness, patience, intelligence and the occasional bribe of sweets.

What no one seems to notice is that the good doctor also practices his hypnosis skills on the little brats. Never heard of the hypnotic stare of a snake? No wonder Baizhu's methods don't work nearly as well when the parents try it themselves....

As a result, overwhelmed parents follow their children up the stairs to Bubu-Pharmacy to ask the highly respected pharmacist to personally administer the medicine to the plagues for a "small" fee.

Hopefully this 'hypnotic treatment' isn't addicting...

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(I know that children are usually not as rebellious towards strangers as they are towards their own family members. But let me just keep this idea >.<)


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2 years ago

Brain-Cramps #3:

Baizhu's "fruity" behavior comes from him handling/inhaling various aphrodisiaca everyday while he's assembling them for his patients. He is the only Doctor in Liyue and his medicine and remedys are known everywhere in Teyvat.


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2 years ago

Brain-cramps #4:

Baizhu ripped off persistent child-support from the Fatui...!

He not only fleeced Childe. He literally swindeled him on multiple layers (probaly giving them in return only what he doesn't seem worthy to use in his own remedies anyway, but that's just a theory).

He's a genius...


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2 years ago

Baizhu Brain-cramp #5:

Baizhu Brain-cramp #5:

Baizhu made this move at least once in a sarcastic way with the words: "Morax, Ningguang, and the golden house." as a read to the back of somebody he fleeced.


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