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That first part is exactly what I could imagine! I could also imagine him just killing a nasty customer with kindness that sprays pure venom. Like he is saying something extremly insulting in such a manner no one understands it (apart from Changsheng and maybe Gui) and smiles sheepishly doing so. ┌( ‘o’)┐

But I actually don't think he would have the energy for a full on rage fit ( as good as it sounds). In my mind there is this picture of him acting like a raging mom throwing his shoe after Gui (but it needs a lot to make this happen) or hitting with a hand-fan at someone like a old teacher with a ruler.

Brainstorming things

I'm currently thinking about what kind of angry Baizhu might be? Probably Passive aggressive, thats what I suppose. He would also never lose his composure in front of Qiqi or customers.

What do you guys think?

Maybe I'm wrong, maybe he's one to throw a shoe after Gui if he f*cks up something expensive. Or more the one who curses a lot and harsh if no one except Changsheng can hear him...

Any other suggestions?

I just had an epiphanies...

In germany there is that term under younger ones "Schwester Rabiata"

Simply that one nurse in medical a instituition who doesn't care what stupid excuses you have, what famous person you might be, if you want a smalltalk, if you want talk to a "real" doctor or if you think she couldn't tie you to that hospital bed with your 264 pounds ( because she can, despite her 4'11). That one nurse that knows as much as a doctor just because she works that long already and has no problem putting the higher ups in their place.

Changsheng is a "Schwester Rabiata"

Is there a english term for these 'special' nurses?

Relationship headcannons for Baizhu plz? Fluff

Relationship headcanons for Baizhu, yes? Ok, I'll try my best with the bit information we have about him ^.^. I hope you like it! I try to keep it fluffy.

Note: I tried to keep it fluffy, but I'm not used to it I hope it's wholesome enough >.<

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Being in a Relationship with Dr. Baizhu means:

also being in a realtionship with Bubu Pharmacy. As soon as you set a foot into the building you will be handled like your part of it. This includes:

Getting cocomilk from Qiqi as soon as she sees you or get the task to hunt the Cocogoat for her!

Gui, who draws you into a little conversation about this and that and informs you about the current state of the doctor.

Baizhu, who teases you about hopefully coming by for him and not because there is something wrong with your health.

Changsheng will be just as snarky to you as she is to the green-haired one. She won't go easy on you just because your Baizhus darling ( she mightbe even meaner because of it but in a loveable way)

In the beginning, it's really hard to distinguish between his fake emotions, his artificial and perfectly parcticed smile and the real Dr. Baizhu. It can be really hard to get under his scales.

Face the fact that he can't get red (mentally nor physically) but he adores it to make you blush at the most unpredicted moments. He just loves to see your emotions so honest in your face without you having the possibility to hide them.

He will act all professional in public but get too close and he will serenade you with sweet nothings and seducing chants right into your ear when only you can hear them.

his health isn't the best, but he will drag you out into nature as often as he can. Or he will command you to take Qiqi out for a stroll if he feels too weak. Spontaneous picnics and walks, as soon as his physical condition allows it, become normality.

he will make sure you don't get sick so quickly and if you do, he will take the best care of you. If you are chronically ill, he already has a plan to make your everyday life as easy as possible. After all, he has practice…

No one knows the secret language of flowers as well as he does (except perhaps the Dendro Archon). Expect secret messages and invitations through bouquets of flowers suddenly lying on your desk or bed. Wonder how he got in?

He is strictly against PDA but he will flirt you into the ground with words. As soon as you are for yourselves, however, he will immediately emphasize his words with deft touches and teasing strokes.

If he has overworked himself again, he will fall exhausted into your arms as soon as the doors of the Pharmacy are closed.

Expect to take his glasses off regularly should he fall asleep while studying again. Or wake him up when he nods off again in an unhealthy position.

His words can become severe, but in his eyes, at least for you, you can read quite well how great his concern for you is.

Baizhu Headcanon #4:

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Baizhu can't blush, because he's cold blooded (at least a part of him is snake... I mean look into his eyes!) He isn't the type to blush anyway ( he's seen a lot as a doctor), it takes much to flatter or embarrass him but it can become chilling that there is no body reaction from his side if he doesn't artificially shows his mood.

Baizhu Headcanon #5:

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Our snek doctor doesn't care about gender typical behaviour. He actually likes to wear lipstick now and then (blood red is his favourite). He doesn't wear it often in puplic (just because he doesn't care, unfortunately, doesn't mean the rest of Liyue doesn't care -> it could lower his reputation) but now and then he puts it on when he's alone in his private quarters or on the Pearl Galley.

Or when he sees the possibility for a nice deal trough crossdressing...

"In the animal kingdom, it's also the male who accessorizes with colors, what does that have to do with my gender or sexuality? Humans are so small-minded…"

He probably fainted somewhere on the way... poor fragile thing T.T

July 30, 2022

No, I can’t find him, have you tried looking under your couch?

So pretty O.O

trips, falls, millions of baizhu pics fall out of my pockets

Baizhu headcanon #6:

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Technology hates Baizhu and he hates it back! It never seems to work when he tries it or when he's even near it. But some of the technic advances from Fontaine would make things so much easier for him. Alas there is not a Chance it would work for him anyway. He just got used to it by now and keeps his hands off of it for the safety of his fragile self and others.

He acts like that typical technology hating grandma because he doesn't believe he can survive another electric shock...

Welcome to the Club my dear! 💚

unfortunate news everyone. thought too hard about taking care of qiqi and now i’m in baizhu hours. 

Don't fret, he's probably brumating anyway! 💚🐍

December 25, 2022

it’s cold as fuck and we still don’t have Baizhu.

Brain-cramps #2

The simple reason why Dr Baizhu is so popular with Liyue's sick children, despite his unbearably bitter medicine, is generally attributed to his kindness, patience, intelligence and the occasional bribe of sweets.

What no one seems to notice is that the good doctor also practices his hypnosis skills on the little brats. Never heard of the hypnotic stare of a snake? No wonder Baizhu's methods don't work nearly as well when the parents try it themselves....

As a result, overwhelmed parents follow their children up the stairs to Bubu-Pharmacy to ask the highly respected pharmacist to personally administer the medicine to the plagues for a "small" fee.

Hopefully this 'hypnotic treatment' isn't addicting...

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(I know that children are usually not as rebellious towards strangers as they are towards their own family members. But let me just keep this idea >.<)

Let's take a look

Baizhus reaction to a new perfume...

Doctor Baizhu is known for many things: his bitter but effective remedies, steep prices for incence and good temper with children (oh, and the rumors no one seems to go more into detail about...). What he is also known for is the delicate and enticing scent that surounds him from time to time.

A scent perfectly tuned to the doctors environment and body (as well as the smell of fabrics he's wearing).

It made you actually quite jealous. Up to the point where you found yourself in front of Ying'ers little shop one evening, pondering if you should enter it or not... hopefully her prices weren't as dizzying...

The next day

'What if two perfumed people are to much for the customers?', you thought before entering the Pharmacy anyway. You made sure to just apply as little as possible to try it out. And after all your boss was able to send you home if he didn't liked the idea. Maybe you should have asked him beforhand.

You didn't even noticed, deep in you worries, how you walked behind the counter into the little storage room, getting rid of you bag and walked out to the front again greeting you Chef, his partner and his apprentice like every day.

Changsheng was the first to comment the difference: " Y/n, you sssmell..." flicking her tongue at you.

Your cheeks started to turn a deep shade of red, but Baizhu already scolded the snake on his shoulder: "Changsheng how rude! Do you want me to put you in the study again?"

"Would you have let me finish my sssentence you would have heared my full ssstatement... what I was about to sssay was 'Y/n you sssmell different than usual, iss that (F/Flower)?'"

Now the green haired man turned to you and looked at you like he sometimes glanced at the little birds on the front porch. But his eyes were different than usual, his normally clear slit pupils were blown wider: "The perfume suits you perfectly. Ying'ers work, yes?" after saying that in his usual airy way he laid his fingers before his mouth. A gesture he often used to hide his mouth and ... keep himself from flicking his snake-like tongue.

You caught him one evening doing it while writing something important, his right hand busy scribbling and not able to block his instinct. He didn't noticed you then (he obviously did, you two just acted like he didn't) but you knew since that moment why he did this move though it seemed always a bit 'suspicious'.

For now it was enough to give your fragile ego a little boost.

When the good Doctor passed behind you, you where able to hear a very silent, deep hiss, definetly not like the ones from little Changsheng, and a flick of air in the back of your neck.

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Got a new perfume and I'm actually really proud of my choice. Inspiration is hidden everywhere ^^!

My regards to the author, Ana Diaz, the title is pure gold!

https://www.polygon.com/23613420/genshin-impact-baizhu-kaveh-playable-characters-hoyoverse

Baizhus rumors...

I would love to have a ingame reaction of Baizhu reacting to all this rumors fans made up about him over the last two years (from being the dendro Archon/ the last sunchild/ just Changshengs puppet to him being pantalone/s twin or owning the pearl galley) but he's just this dude with a chronic illness, a pet snake and a nack for medicine.

I want him to laugh so hard about it that the pain of his diaphragm overshadows the pain he suffers from each day for a short while and leaves him painfree for a few minutes afterwards T.T

My Baizhu headcanons so far (1-6 +1):

Just thought about putting my personal, little headcanons (6 so far + 1 from my side block) about Baizhu together since they' re scattered pretty far over my whole dashboard ^^"

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Fell free to ignore them, use them as inspiration or just laugh about them (in a respectful way):

Baizhu starts to lisp...like a snake, if he gets flustered or ashamed... or to angry. Normally he takes great care not to lisp, thats why he speaks some words with a lot of care ( or with a weird pronunciation) and slowly like 'Herbs' or 'chance'

(Snakes are reptiles, and do not have the ability to digest dairy products like milk. Milk is designed for warm-blooded mammals. But sometimes doesn't stop them from drinking it when offered...) I imagine him as highly lactose intolerant. He can't even stand the smell of milk because he knows what it would do to him and his diggestive system. He probably tried it once for the sake of knowledge but he regreted it extremly. He was probably the one who introduced Coconut milk to little Qiqi.

No one is allowed to be present when he does his accounting (not even Gui or Qiqi). Calculating with his abacus is like meditating for him... and his snake-tongue flicks on his own every few clicks...he just can't do anything against it. It's too emberassing for him...

Baizhu swings his hips quite a bit when he walks. He gets therefore (and because of his long, sleek hair) often catcalled by foreign sailors who only see his backside. It depends on his mood that day if he turns around to shock them or just lets it slide and takes it as a compliment.

Baizhu can't blush, because he's cold blooded (at least a part of him is snake... I mean look into his eyes!) He isn't the type to blush anyway (he's seen a lot as a doctor), it takes much to flatter or embarrass him but it can become chilling that there is no body reaction from his side if he doesn't artificially shows his mood.

Our snek doctor doesn't care about gender typical behaviour. He actually likes to wear lipstick now and then (blood red is his favourite). He doesn't wear it often in puplic (just because he doesn't care, unfortunately, doesn't mean the rest of Liyue doesn't care -> it could lower his reputation) but now and then he puts it on when he's alone in his private quarters or on the Pearl Galley. Or when he sees the possibility for a nice deal trough crossdressing... "In the animal kingdom, it's also the male who accessorizes with colors, what does that have to do with my gender or sexuality? Humans are so small-minded…"

Technology hates Baizhu and he hates it back! It never seems to work when he tries it or when he's even near it. But some of the technic advances from Fontaine would make things so much easier for him. Alas there is not a Chance it would work for him anyway. He just got used to it by now and keeps his hands off of it for the safety of his fragile self and others. He acts like that typical technology hating grandma because he doesn't believe he can survive another electric shock...

You all know the serenitea pot, where everything is at your decision (including weather, winddirection,daytime at least in lore) ?

I just imagine Baizhu getting a serenitea pot from madam ping as his own pocket-realm-terrarium where he can decide on everything according to his physical state and it just stays like that *.*

No scorching heatwave that makes him faint, no rainshower that terrorizes his weak immune system, no sudden pressure changes that split his brain in half (through migrane)

Can't wait to invite hime into my teapot! I would just imagine that I regulate everything to his needs so he has a saveheaven to rest >_<

Gathered every enemy drop, scroll and collectible item I need for our sexy snek doctor so far! Hope the leaks were right >.< now I only need a few crystal shards and the stuff that comes with the 3.6 release. Herb daddy gets pampered when he and miss Changsheng come home *.*!!!

Brain-cramps #4:

Baizhu ripped off persistent child-support from the Fatui...!

He not only fleeced Childe. He literally swindeled him on multiple layers (probaly giving them in return only what he doesn't seem worthy to use in his own remedies anyway, but that's just a theory).

He's a genius...